- You are a person who brings happiness whenever you go.
- You have often been described as a pain in the neck, but I have a much lower opinion of you.
- He is so mean that if he paid you a compliment, he would ask for a receipt.
- Twice already she has been asked to marry. Once by her mother, and once by her father.
- That girl has everything a man could want; muscles...hair on her chest...moustache...beard...
- "Your scones," said the guest, "were so lovely I ate four."
"Five, but who is counting" said the host.- He is so argumentative that he won't even eat food that agrees with him.
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