Why did the skeleton leave the party?
He had no body to dance with.
What does a hungry ghost want?
Ice scream.
What do you call a fat jack-o-lantern?
Plump-kin.
What runs around the cemetery but doesn't move?
The fence.
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HumorA collection of jokes, quotes, facts and other randomness that I find funny, inspirational or interesting.
