- I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either.
- I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that.
- A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
- My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he's only got his shelf to blame.
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HumorA collection of jokes, quotes, facts and other randomness that I find funny, inspirational or interesting.
