1)
Jimmy was walking in a jungle when suddenly he was surrounded by charging elephants.
Quickly he turned around to run, but found himself face to face with snapping crocodiles.
So he quickly climbed up the nearest tree. Only to found a huge python slivering next to him! What should he do?
He should wake up from his nightmare.
2)
Bonnie looked around and saw 22 galloping wild horses surrounding her! Oh no, quickly, what should she do?
She should get off the merry-go-round.
3)
Scientists have proven that one side of cats have more hair than the other. Which side is it?
The outside!
4)
A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays for three days, and then leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
His horse was named Friday!
5)
What has six eyes but cannot see?
The three blind mice!
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HumorA collection of jokes, quotes, facts and other randomness that I find funny, inspirational or interesting.
