A Hitch In The Plan

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Gibbs comes out of the elevator.

A.J: "What the hell!"
Tony: "Gibbs did you kill the Agents!?"
Gibbs: "They aren't real agents."
Vance: "What do you mean by that?"
Gibbs: "I mean, when I wake up in the back of a van with my hands tied behind my back, and the people who took me start speaking arabic, and are driving to a private airport. You start to get suspicious."
All: "Wow."
Gibbs: "What?"

Vance: "We didn't think you could talk that much."

Gibbs: "GET DOWN!"
(Gunshots)

Ducky: "Everyone alright?"
All: "Yeah."
Jack: "Gibbs! You're bleeding!"
Gibbs: "It's just a graze, I'm fine."
Ziva: "Who were they shooting at?"

President: "I think it was Gibbs. Good to see you by the way, Gunny."

Gibbs: "You too Coop."

President: "Bess'll be happy to hear you're back in the states, she hates it when I win poker night."

Gibbs: "How's L.J?"

Tony: "Hold on, L.J."
Presidents: "He's doing good, he's getting married."
Gibbs: "Congratulations."

Ducky: "Jethro?"
Gibbs: "Yeah Duck?"
Ducky: "Let's go get that cleaned up."
Gibbs: "Okay.

In Autopsy.

Ducky: "Even under the circumstances, I'm happy to be doing this again Jethro."

Gibbs: "Good to see you too Duck."
Abby: "Is he okay Ducky?"

Ducky: "Yes, he's his normal self though, some may characterize that as unconventional."
All: (Chuckle)

Jack: "Now what the hell is going on?"
Gibbs: "I don't know."

Jack: "So your-wait what?"
Fornell: "He's telling the truth, we have no idea what's going on."

Jack: "So someone wants you dead, and we have no clue who it is?"
Fornell: "Oh no, we know who, we just don't know why."

All: "WHO!"
Gibbs: "His-Bal-Shahid."

Vance and Jack: "HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU MANAGE TO PISS OFF AN INTERNATIONAL TERRORIST ORGANIZATION!?"
Gibbs: "Good question."

Fornell: "We have no clue."
President: "Don't you have something to tell them, Gunny?"
Gibbs: "Nope.'"
All: "What?"
President: "I figured as much, that's why I'm asking her to tell you."
Jenny: "Hello Jethro."
Gibbs: "What the hell!"
Jenny: "Guess your gut didn't sense this one."

Gibbs: "What the hell."
Jenny: "Aren't you going to say something?"

Gibbs: "Yeah, why are they here?"
All: "Who?"
Fornell and POTUS: (Snickering) "On shit."
President: "It's his worst nightmares rolled into one."
Vance: "Are those?"
Ducky: "2 and 4? Yes."
Vance: "Why?"
Ducky: "I haven't a clue."
Rabecca: "Hello J."
Stephanie: (Slaps him)

Fornell and POTUS: (Die laughing)

Tony: "Ooh damn."
Jack: "Should we stop her?"
Ducky: "No."
Stephanie: "We thought you were dead!"
Gibbs: "How do you know I'm not?"
Rabecca: "Tobias told us."
Gibbs: "Diane not enough for you?"
All: (Snickering)

Rebecca: "We'll talk later."

They leave.

Tony: "Bet you were never so happy to have someone leave you before boss."

President: "After that catastrophe, I suggest you read this."

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