Beyond The Oath

What You'd Least Expect.

Previously on NCIS

President: "After that catastrophe, I suggest you read this."

President: "After that I suggest you read this."

Vance: "What the-what the hell did you do?"
Jack: "Let me see."

They all gather around Vance to read this big packet of papers, eye witness account, medical reports and pictures. As they read they find out what he did, and look at him with horrified yet proud looks on their faces.

Jack: "Cowboy?"

Vance: "How the hell are you alive?"
Bishop: (Hugs him)

Gibbs: "Agh, Bishop."
Torres: "Damn."
Tony: "He's like the real life-"

Ziva: "Now is not the time Tony."
Ducky: "Sometimes I wonder to myself, are you brave or an imbecile, I still don't have an answer."

Tony: "This reminds me of a film "North by Northwest" 1959 class-ic-shutting up now boss."
Jack: "So the CIA took the opportunity of you almost dying to, fake your death, let you regenerate or do whatever it is you do, and then send you back and then get shot..again?"

Fornell: "Pretty much."

Fornell: "SecDef had no idea about CIA's intentions, he thought he was dead just like the rest of us".

Gibbs: "And boy was it a shock to wake up and find out you've been dead for two weeks."

Jack: "So you didn't know about any of this?"
Gibbs: "No."

Jack: "When is the ceremony?"
President: "Next week."
Jenny: "Jethro, can I speak with you outside?"
Gibbs: "What's wrong Jen?"

(Hugs him)

Everyone comes out of autopsy and starts a big group hug, until Gibbs hears something in autopsy.

Gibbs: (Hears something in autopsy)

McGee: "Boss, you alright?"
Gibbs: (Gestures to follow him)

Gibbs: "What the hell are you doing in here?"
Man: "You're a hard man to find Gibbs?"

Gibbs: "How'd you get in here?"

Man: "We don't need to worry about that."
Man: "You know Gibbs we have a lot in common."
Gibbs: "Yeah? What?"
Man: "For instance, we're both going to hell."
(Both take a shot)

Gibbs: "Son of a bitch!"
(Distorted yelling)

(Gibbs come to)

McGee: "Boss, boss, hey boss."
Ducky: "It's a threw and threw, nothing vital."

Jack: "Stay down no-" (sighs)

Gibbs: (Groans) "Did we get 'em?"
Vance: "Yeah Gibbs, you got 'em."
Gibbs: "Everyone alright?"

All: "Yeah, we're fine."

President: "How the hell did he get in here?"

Gibbs: "Mole."

EMT: "Here Dr. Mallard, I got it."

EMT: "I'll be damned, Gibbs I thought you were dead."
Gibbs: "It didn't stick."

EMT: "I can see that, Mr.President."
President: "Sir."
EMT: "Now should I even ask you about the body right there?"
All: "No."
All: "It's probably best if you don't."

EMT: "Right. So Gibbs, wear this, until I tell you not to, okay."
Gibbs: "Yeah, yeah."
EMT: "I mean it."
Gibbs: "Alright."
EMT: "And don't die again."

Ducky: "One can only hope."
(EMT leaves)

Gibbs: "Do we know who that is?"
McGee: "Kasie's running it now, we should know-"
Kasie: "His name is Abdul Selam, Saudi national, joined His-Bal-Shahid 15 years ago."
McGee: "Why does that name sound familiar?"
Kasie: "He was the Saudi forgein minister."
Gibbs: "What the hell?"
Jack: "Where is he staying?"

Vance: "We can't get a safe house set up till tomorrow."

Jack: "He can stay with me."

Gibbs: "Okay?"
(They leave)

Jenny: "Are they?"
Ducky: "We don't know."
Jenny: "Did they?"
Ducky: "Your guess is as good as ours."

Torres: "All of you owe me 50 bucks."
McGee: "Is a bet even still good after 7 years?"
Ducky: "Bets a bet Timothy."

(In Jack's office)

Jack: "So Gibbs, how are you really doing?"

Gibbs: "Fine, really Jack ."
Jack: "In my opinion I like the beard."

Gibbs: (Chuckles)