shorty

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At the mall

Jennie: Babe...Should I buy champagne for the family dinner?

Rosé:...hmm I think you should. Here take my card and give me those bags...go buy champagne and vodka

Jennie: Okay...Wait for me here *walks away*

At the alcohol shop

Jennie:...Hi...uhm...can I ask what's your best champagne and vodka here?

Staff: We're very sorry but we only sell alcohols to those 18 and above

(Jennie is wearing a mask and a bucket hat with an oversized hoodie and a baggy pants making her look so short and tiny....*uwu*)

Jennie: Uhm...I'm over 18

Staff: Can I see your I.D ma'am?

Jennie: ...*losing my cool* okay...wait *forgot that I left my I.d to rosé*

Staff: any problem?

Jennie: I think I forgot my I.d to my girlfriend...I am over 18! ...Do I look like a 15 year old teen who's trying to rebel?!

Staff: We just need your I.D ma'am so that we can confirm you are over 18

Rosé: Babe, what's taking you so long?

Jennie: *runs to Rosé* They won't let me buy alcohol bcs I don't look like I'm over 18!

Rosé: aish *laugh*

Jennie: it's not funny! It's like the 40th time today!

Rosé: *gives Jennie's I.D* she's over 18

Staff: *covers mouth* M-Ms. Jennie kim!

Rosé: *laughs* shorty

Jennie: shut up and just buy the goddamn champagne *walks away*

Rosé: I...I thought you're the one who's doing it?! Yah! Yeobo!!! *looks at the bags* aish! I shouldn't said that

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