Ariana Grande Imagines

Mop

(I realized yesterday that I'm actually really funny when I was picked to do some stand up comedy at my local pool. People apparently found me hilarious and I got tipped 200 bucks. New job acquired.)

Y/N POV:

"Ariana, why are your hair extensions in the pool?" I called out to my wife who was picking weeds in our garden.

"What?!" She said, walked over.

"Look, your weave is in the pool." 

She sighed and leaned down to grab her hair extensions from the water, ringing them out when she stood back up. I laughed at the amount of liquid pouring out of it and linked my arm in hers.

"Wet mop." I stated.

"You are so mean. These are state of the art hair extensions, not a wet mop or a weave."

Giggling, I wrapped my arms around her neck and kissed her nose lightly.

"I'm not that mean." I said, staring at her brown orbs.

"Fine, if your not mean I can call your hair a rats nest." Ari snickered, patting my butt.

I fake gasped and held my hand to my heart.

"Ow, the pain!" I yelled, pretending to faint.

"Oh suck it up girl. You are fine." 

"MiSs GuRl." 

"Hush up or I'll make you." Ariana said, squinting at me.

I smirked and grabbed the neck of her shirt.

"I'd like to feel that." I husked, biting my lip.

Short but sweet.

Anyways I hope y'all are good today.

Everyone drink water and eat something? We all good?

❤️