Random Interactions

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(Idk when I came up with this but it's been sitting in my drafts so now I'm doing it. Enjoy!)

No Ones POV:

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"Ariana, can you pass me the butter?" 

"Sure, it butter taste good."

"..."

"..."

"Don't say that again."

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"JESUS CHRIST MOTHER OF ALL MIGHTY FUCKS IS THAT A SKATEBOARD?!"

"Oh my god Y/N, you broke my ears."

"sorry."

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*Grabs the condom* "Are ya ready for kids?"

"Aye aye dadd- I mean captain."

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"Ahhh, ohhhh that was good Ari."

"Yeah? I'm surprise you lasted so long on this match?"

"M-match?"

"WRESTLING MATCH K.O. TO THAT PUTHEAAAA."

"..."

"..."

"I want a divorce."

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"Look at this picture Ariana! That was a long time ago. Me and my brother were messing around in dresses."

"Cute! Also nice fucking ass for a 17 year old."

"I- that's my brother...."

"Shit."

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"N-no! I don't want y-you to leave meee." 

"Don't worry Y/N, I'll be back before you know it."

"Please, two months is too long for me to pleasure myself baby."

"Two months with no sex and when I get back I will break your back on that kitchen counter. Got it?"

"Deal."

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Ehehehehhe

I like this.

Love y'all ❤️ 

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