The secret life

The secret life. chapter 55 Dad talk

After what seemed like a week had gone past it came time to get to know Tristan more. In the past days Tristan had done a lot of flirting with ashley so much that it triggered me and the Doctors timelord Rage we had to go cool down out of our frustration and annoyance. But we didn't do so without making one of the other timelords angry at us over a misunderstanding. The Doctor and I was both annoyed by tristans flirting with ashley it reminded us too much of the cyberplanner and cassandra trapped in my head and flirting non stop along with the endless flirting habits of jack Harkness. The time came to scold tristan once more for flirting too much, and we hoped we wouldn't get into our timelord Rage again. Ashley gave us a text "Doctor Would you please tell your son to stop flirting with me?" I texted her back "Is he doing it again?" Ashley exclaims "yes! He is!" The Doctor comes "let me talk to him" the Doctor starts out "Tristan. What did I tell you about flirting in her head." Tristan answers "don't do it" The Doctor ignores his comment "How many times have I told you to not flirt that much. Your about as bad as jack." Tristan argues "no I'm not!" "Really? Hmm after all those times I had to scold you for flirting too much on Gallifrey"

He argues "Every time Jack says hi he's flirting, but it's not with me!" The Doctor nods "I said about as bad. But not completely no one flirts as much as him..."

"See!" The Doctor continued "still you should lay off the flirting. I'm all for you worried and wanting to protect her but," Tristan interjected "I'm not laying off the flirting!" The Doctor didn't know what to say at this point he was losing this argument with his son.so he decided to aproch it at a different angle. "Tristan piller. I am warning you. And asking nicely. Lay off the flirting. Just for a little while. Ashley is going through enough pain. If you want to help her try not to annoy her. You can have all the flirting time later" he argues more "I don't want to stop flirting!And I'm not going to!" The Doctor saw he was losing this battle so he eased off trying to think of another way to approach it. "Alright alright. Ashley won't be too happy though" Tristan gives a simple answer "Thanks for understanding dad." Ashley still argues "Yeah. Um. Do stop flirting please Tristan."

He answers "But I can't help but complement what I can see is so beautiful!" Ashley continues "No.Just.Thats nice but no."

The Doctor adds "you heard it from Ashley" "I'm not stopping. And are you really calling me Tristan-piller?" He complained. "That's you're name isn't it?"

"Dad,don't call me that. My human name is just Tristan.Tristan-piller is really embarrassing dad." The Doctor continued "I was scolding you"

"IT'S EMBARRASSING!" The Doctor smirked finally getting the upper hand in the conversation "exactly." He complains more "But daaaaaaaaad"

"I warned you not to flirt so much" Tristan replies with a comeback "BUT ASHLEYS LIKE,MY ROSE AND IM LIKE,YOU. bam." The Doctor narrows his eyes "I didn't flirt with her all the time like that" Tristan answers "BUT YOU WANTED TO DIDNT YOU?!?" "Yes. Yes I did" he replies "see dad?"

"I wasn't asking you to stop flirting completely just a little less then you were" Tristan summarizes it "So like,don't flirt for like,5 minutes and then I can flirt the rest of the day?" The Doctor shakes his head "More like don't flirt every five minutes. How about 20 minutes for each hour"

"BUT THATS SO LITTLE TIME!" Tristan complained.

"That's me being generous"

"Dad!Thats not enough time!"

"Alright I will give you more time. How about 27 minutes"

Tristan comes up with a new deal "still not enough. How about.....59 minutes out of an hour I can flirt?"