Loki Imagines (Smut edition)

Pranking the Prankster

(A/n)
This is a book full of smut imagines.
And contains language,
So if you feel uncomfortable then by all means..skip this book 👍😘

(Introduction)
Y/n was part of the Avengers, she was an 'enhanced' that had the power to read minds and have 'super sences'.
Now, Loki had been her boyfriend for about 3 months now, and they hadn't been 'intimate' yet. So while Loki was gone on a mission, y/n made a plan so spice things up!

"THOR!! what have I told you about throwing your hammer around INDOORS!?"
Tony yelled, waving his hands around in the air for dramatic effect.

"That....It could break...stuff?"

Tony facepalmed.
"Either you get it out...or I'll confiscate  your mother's drapes!"

Y/n rolled her eyes at their bickering,
"Guys already? It's 7 in the morning!"
She groaned, as she grabbed a donut from the counter,and retreated back into her room.

She let out a sigh as she sat on her bed, 'of cOaRsE they had Tony and Thor stay back from the mission....'

She just wanted to see Loki...
'It's been long enough...I told him I wasn't ready...but-'

A knock on the door interrupted her thoughts.
"Lady Y/n? Tony requests your presence in the living room."
Thor said, through the crack of the door.

'The fuck...does he think he's Anna?'
Y/n quickly opened the door.

"What?" She said through gritted teeth.

"Tony is waiting..."

"Fine" she groaned.
Pushing past Thor, she made her way into the living room.

"Y/n....I forgot to give you your weekly allowance."

"ThAt'S what you needed me for?"

Tony nodded his head, and handed her two thousand dollars.

"What am I supposed to do with this?"
She asked, looking confused.

"I don't know...treat yourself!
oooor-"

He paused and smirked.
"-get something uSeFuLL"

Y/n gulped,
"Uh...ohhhhkay...thanks"

She shoved the money into the pocket of her jeans, and went to get into her car.

         ***time skip to the store***

Y/n walked around the clothing store, looking for a new summer crop top,
when her eyes landed on something nearby.

It was a green lingerie outfit with gold trimming and designs on it.

It was enough to make her smirk.
"Maybe Tony was right...I SHOULD get something uSeFuLL"

She grabbed it and went to the checkout.
An older lady greeted her with a smile. "Ah...to be young again"
She joked.

Which earned a grin from y/n
"Yeah...big day"
She said, awkwardly.

"Well, good luck sweetie."
The lady said, as Y/n thanked her and left.

As she was walking to her car, an idea struck her...like Thor's lightning.

She glanced to her right, and she saw a drugstore about a block away.
"Well, isn't this perfect"
She said, smirking, as she started walking towards it.

She went to open the door, but it wouldn't open. "Shit" she mumbled.
Then she pushed it and it opened.

'God, I hope the security cameras didn't see that' she thought, as she went to the men's drug section.