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#22 - joking (G.W)

house-gryffindor
blood-pureblood
year-4th year (twins are in their 6th year)
warnings: slight swearing
notes: i dont know why it confused me so much trying to work out the twins ages compared to Y/N and if it would be weird or not
4/8/21

i sat in defence against the dark arts being taught some riduclusly boring lesson by proffesor mady eye moody he was good teacher i guess but i really hated learning. i was sat next to draco malfoy he was my only friend in that class. my actual best friends were two years above me, fred and george weasley, people automatically assumed that i would then be friends with the golden trio. the truth is i couldnt stand hermione so i had no other option than to befriend draco malfoy. he was okay i guess, a huge priss but he was the best option, unless i wanted to be alone during class. he helped me prank teachers a couple of times, his intentions were different however, me and the twins liked pranks because they were fun, draco wanted to hurt people.

i was thinking about the boys, they never really bothered going to lesson anymore and were probably setting up a prank while i was sat being taught by some alcoholic lunatic. "this class is boring" draco whispered "i know, i miss professor lupin" i sighed, "me too" draco said, "well excuse me mr 'this class is ridiculus' your such a hypocrite" just as draco was about to fire something back a huge spider jumped on his face "get it off Y/N help me get it off" he screached. i got up from my seat and ran to the back of the class to join many other students escaping the spider thing. draco joined me soon after, well he hid behind my back, "if that dirty thing gives me spots im telling my father" draco said "on that note im leaving" i said as i managed to slip away out the door. moody was too distracted with scaring students to notice me leave.

i immediately started walking towards filchs office which was actually a small cupboard with a bed in it that stunk of cat piss, we loved to prank that old squib. as i predicted the twins were in fact lingering around his office "Y/N!" they shouted when they saw me, they grabbed each of my arms and dragged my to a secret passage way behind a particularly large painting, in the twins  first year they had discovered loads of different passage ways around hogwarts that filch didnt know about, they proved very useful during our pranks. "we were just about to come and get you the pranks nearly fully set up" fred spoke "you must be psychic Y/N" george finished smiling, "what am i thinking of right now?" fred asked eargly, i pretended to think before answering "my boobs" with a smirk on my face "wow youre good" fred said with wide eyes. george looked over to fred "what?" he asked shrugging "were you actually?" george asked looking very serious "well maybe, but its only a bit of fun" fred said laughing nervously. "im going to get more rope" geroge said with no emotion in his voice before walking off, "what the fuck is wrong with him" i asked as i walked over to the nearest bench, "belive me ive been asking myself that for the last 16 years" i giggled. fred and i sat and talked for a while, waiting for george to return. fred always gave me brother vibes, he was never someone i could fall for, we pretend to flirt sometimes but that was all. george on the other hand was different i couldnt help but be attracted to him and i had a feeling fred knew about it.

"so when are you gonna make a move on my brother?" he asked casually, "you know?" i asked "of course i know you dont do a very good job of covering it up, ooo goergie, georgie poo" he said mimicking me. "oh shut up you weasel" i said hitting him, "seriously though i always thought you were in to malfoy for the longest time" he said trying to not laugh. "oh god no hes not my type" i said starting to laugh, "i feel honoured that im your type" fred said. unknowing to us george had just returned, and at the wrong time, all george heard was 'i feel hounred to be your type'. "what?" george said "oh that didnt sound good" fred said, he could never be serious, "georgie its not what it sounds like" i tried to explain standing up "it is mate, me and Y/N have actually been banging for the past year" fred said also standing, he put his arm around waist and pulled me closer to him. brilliant. now my crush thinks ive been hooking up with his twin brother. fred never knows when to stop. george just stood there in shock looking at the two of us, he turned and left. "oh well done you idiot now ive defiantly not got a chance with him" i scolded fred, he just laughed this was all a joke to him.

i poked my head out from behind the painting i looked both ways before running out and down the corridor to look for george. i found him a few corridors away "GEORGE!" i shouted, he stopped and turned to me, he looked hurt and betrayed. before i thought he left because he was uncomfortable with the idea of his brother and bestfriend hooking up but now he just seemed sad. "Y/N please tell me he was joking" george said, his voice was more quiet than usual, his eyes looked between both of mine as if he was desperately trying to search for the answer. i decided that if i told him fred was joking he would never tell me the reason why he left and why he looked so distraught. "Y/N please" he asked again looking at the floor "what does it matter?" i asked "what does it matter?" he repeated almost in disbelief "oh it doesnt, it doesnt matter at all, it doesnt matter than my brothers been fucking the girl ive been in love with for the past year" he said his voice raised slightly. "what?" i asked "forget it" he said as he turned to walk away, i didnt know what else to do so i grabbed his hand, he turned around to face me, his hands automatically holding the bottom of my back. i went on my tip toes and kissed him, he immediately kissed back, my hands flew to his hair grasping at his soft ginger mop. he pulled away slightly and looked at me in the eyes his hands were rubbing up and down by back "Y/N i shouldnt be saying this but i like you, i like you alot i really do and im sorry if im confusing you because you and fred-" he started to ramble "georgie he was joking" a look of relief washed over his face as he lent down to kiss me yet again. this time one hands holding my waist and the other holding the back of my head, my hands slipped down his body and pulled at his shirt trying to get him closer to me. "its about bloody time" fred said, we pulled apart "im gonna kill you i thought that you two were- you bloody idiot" george said starting to chase fred down the corridor.