Help! I'm Trapped in Minecraft!

Sticky white stuff...

I knew I couldn’t waste time. I knew I had to hurry because in this world, time moves a lot faster but I am so excited for this idea I came up with, this idea would be able to mark my territory in this land.

You should have seen me, I was speed-walking like a madman around the place, taking stuff out of chests and mumbling to myself.

“Okay, I need this and that an- oh! Definitely this. I wonder if I have… Crap! I don’t!” I said to no one in particular and with Andr staring at me like I went crazy, “Well Andr, I will be out on a mining trip today, there is some food in the chests to the far right.”

Before I even got a chance to place my hand on the door knob, I was abruptly stopped by a couple of fading, purple particles and a pair of arms wrapped around my abdominals.

“Noooooooooooo!” Andr said extending the “o” like a whinny little kid and a small grin, “You don’t have to go, I can get a couple of my endermen to do the mining for you.”

“Well, that does sound like a much easier way of doing it but I prefer to do my own work, so it wouldn’t seem I am relying on anyone.” I said freeing myself from the enderwoman’s tight grip and returning to my still unorganized chest in the the middle of my chest room and began emptying my satchel (inventory) because I forgot to do it and I needed some stuff from my chest that I forgot.

“You aren’t taking your endersword with you?” Andr asked in a worry tone. “What if you get attacked and you can’t escape?”

“That’s what these are for.” I said adjusting the grip on my newly made diamond gauntlets which actually look like real gauntlets it even has a miniature enderpearl in the wrist parts (Author’s Question: Is there an actual name given to the wrist part of any hand-ware? Leave it in the comments!)

“Where did you get the enderpearls for the gauntlets and how do you use it?” Andr asked curiously observing my new battle gear.

“I got the enderpearls from the endersword I found, I believe that if the sword doesn’t have the enderpearls anymore than it would be no better than a wooden sword enchanted with Smite 1.” I exclaimed which got a nod from Andr, “And I use it by just thinking about a place I want to go and…”

I then teleport behind Andr and greet her with a bear hug, “Poof! I’m over here.”

“Wow! That’s amazing!” Her face of glee changed to a face of questioning, “You haven’t been in this world for a long time, so how do you know all of this information?”

“Well it is because in my world, I have been training my skills as a minecrafter with a simulation of this world with almost all of the same traits as it and with all the stuff I don’t know I learn from this handy dandy tablet I found in a chest.” I said removing the tablet from the chest.

“I have never seen such a thing in my entire life, where exactly did you say you found it?” Andr asked suspiciously

“I found it in a dungeon with a zombie spawner.” I replied

“We don’t use spawner anymore, that’s why you see all of that mossy cobblestone growing in the room.” Andr said which got a questioning look from me, “We abandoned them a few years ago when we were able to bring them back to life.”

“Why would something so advanced be inside of an abandoned chest that hasn’t been open for years?” I asked no one in particular, “Well, it’s not anything to worry about now.”

As I made my way to the door, with my almost broken iron pickaxe, I decided it was time for an upgrade.

I returned to my previous chest and took out a Tinkers construct workbench. “I think it is time I get tinkering.” I said with a grin.