Help! I'm Trapped in Minecraft!

Introductions

As I exited the fancy pub, I was greeted with a powerful bear hug that sent me flying into the leather chair with the person still clinging to me like I am a little kids teddy bear.

"Its good to see you again Andr." I said removing my Iphone from my pocket to make sure it wasn't smashed to pieces, along with a piece of cloth to wrap around my eyes.

"Aww, you remember me!" Andr said with a joyous tone in her voice, which then changed to a playful-annoyed tone, "You dont have to put that on again, I wont hurt you... as much..."

"Not going to take that chance." I replied proceeding to put the blind-fold over my eyes, "So what brings you here, grape lips?"

"I always come here when I hang out with my friends or just to relax." Andr replied, "But what I would like to know is what are you doing here?"

"He just dropped in to say hi." Whitney said answering Andr's question

"What she said." I said proceeding to remove Andr from my body, "But in my opinion, everyone here has a strange way of saying hello."

"What I find strange is that none of them has tried to eat or have sex with you as yet." Andr said with a surprised tone

"No that already happened." I said standing up from the leather couch and gesturing my hand towards Whitney because I can still feel her power radiating from her body after we exchanged our "hellos", "Isn't that right, Whitney?"

"Yeah, I guess..." She said in a disappointed tone

Just then, I felt a presence of individuals behind me and without hesitation, I swerved my body towards the right and dodge the upcoming dog pile from my attackers.

"Well now, who might you all be?" I asked in a playful tone

I could hear the groans of individuals getting up and shoving which I then proceeded to remove my blind-fold to face them.

The first to speak up was the girl with the creeper hoodie, "Hi! My name is Cupa! Cupa the creeper!" She said jumping to her feet like a rabbit on steroids and with a lot of enthusiasm.

"Nice to meet you Cupa, I hope we can blow something up together one day." I said with a cheery smile which caused her to grow a very seductive and amused smile.

The second was the skeleton named Skelly, "Greetings, If you haven't heard yet from my sister Whitney, my name is Skelly." She said posing like a warrior that just won the war.

"Greetings General Skelly." I said like someone greeting the general of an army, I even saluted to top the cake, which I was able to win a giggle and a cute smile.

The third was the zombie girl who slowly arose from the floor, "Whatsup, My name is Zoey the zombie." She said drooling a bit.

"Do you have a twin brother?" I asked non-chalantly

"Yeah, I do!" She said a bit surprised, "How did you know?"

"I just guessed." was all I said, then I changed my direction to the ghostly girl, "And if I am not mistaken, you must be Hoeroinebrine?"

"Well I guess I dont have to introduce myself then." She said with a grin, "So now its your turn to tell us yours handsome."

"Oh right." I said sheathing my sword back into its holder (whats that called anyway? Leave it in the comments!), "My name is Stunnington."

"You know, Im sort of glad we didn't eat him, he seems like a really cool guy." Zoey stated which got a few nods, even from me.

I clicked the home button on my phone and noticed that the time was fourteen minutes past twelve.