Help! I'm Trapped in Minecraft!

MONSTER RUMBLE!

I awake from my floor bed and checked the time. i have been asleep for five minutes, although in minecraft terms I have been asleep long enough for it to reach dawn.

I stood up and started to remember about my dream. Then I remembered Henrietta and felt bit sad that she wasn't real...

"Did you have a nice nap, master?" Henrietta asked from my headphones, "I feel as though you are sad."

"Oh, so all of what happened wasn't a dream?" I said releasing with a sigh of relief as Henrietta reverted to her lolita maid form, "I thought you weren't here with me."

"Oh master." Henrietta started which she proceeded to bring her face closer to mine, "I would never leave your side."

Just before are faces were about an inch away, an explosion went out the front yard which pulled my attention away from Henrietta and I hopped to my feet towards the door.

"Finally, some explosions!" I said enthusiastically, "I knew there wasn't enough explosions in my life!"

As I exited my door, leaving a disappointed Henrietta following behind me, we were facing two giant beasts of the industrial nature. The first being an abnormal looking ender dragon: it looked just about the same as the regular dragon but its body was much more narrow and horizontal, dark purple spikes darted backwards in certain areas of the dragon's body, its snout was upturned and it was bearing its many serrated teeth at the second beast which was a giant spider: it looked to be a widow with extremely long legs and a giant sac attached to it, it too showed off its poisonous fangs at the dragon. It would seem that they were having a battle.

"Oh... my... notch!" Henrietta uttered as she gazed upon the beasts before our eyes.

"This is awesome!" I shouted attracting the attention of the shocked Henrietta, "I have always like giant monster movies, now I can watch one live!"

I ran back inside, grabbed a couple of stuff and returned outside with two chairs, a table, a furnace, two cups of lemonade and a bag of popcorn (you know, from the junk food mod, if it ever existed...) and placed the chairs between the table that held the two drinks on top, placed the furnace next to my chair and took a seat.

"It seems that we missed a bit of the fight." I said pointing to a couple of other craters around the area and placing the bag of popcorn into the furnace, "But it still looks as if it will be a roaring fight, the popcorn will be ready soon so take a seat and enjoy."

Henrietta looked at me for awhile, probably trying to decide if I was crazy or just stupid to stay here for this fight. I assume that she learned that she was crazy or stupid enough to take a seat with me to watch a giant monster fight.

~Third person view~

Goooooooood day to all of you monster fans out there and welcome to MONSTER RUMBLE! The show where we will give you a play by play of whats going on in todays matches. I am your host: Author! Lets get down to monster rumble!

Todays match, we have the flying serpent of the end, the dragon that can drag on, the beast that for some reason cant breath fire... the Andr Dragon! (How strange that it has the same name as Andr...)

And in this corner, we have the predator have the night, the mistress of heart breakers (and eaters...), the spider that is afraid of nothing but its own reflection... Widow! (Oooh... didn't see that name coming...)

I do believe I have babbled on enough so why dont we get down to some MONSTER RUMBLE!

The battle has started and it would seem that the Andr Dragon has taken to the skies and is firing a barrage of what seems to be purple spikes from its tail towards Widow, I like to call that move "Spiky Barrage" but wait, it would seem Widow cant dodge it by moving out of the way but shes hiding behind her giant sac, an excellent idea!
•Widow's sack is as strong and durable as bedrock and could block just about any attack her enemy can dish out.

As the Spiky Barrage attack is deflected, Widow readies her sack and starts to fire a stringy white substance from it towards the Andr Dragon, it successfully wraps around the dragon's leg and with all her force, Widow pulls her foe downwards slamming into the ground, a deadly "Web Smash" attack! But it would seem that the Andr Dragon has taken advantage of Widow's attack and uses her "Teleportation" to teleport in the nick of time before making contact with the ground and creating a mighty dust storm from her warp.
•The Andr Dragon's warps are so powerful, that if not a bit of energy isn't held back could cause a sandstorm to uproar!

Widow notices that her foe isn't where she expected to be, which may be why she is cautiously looking around to find her. But whats this, do my ears deceive me? No they dont, I definitely heard another warp and it sounded as if it came from... behind Widow! The Andr Dragon has teleported behind Widow and grabs onto Widow's sack and it seems... shes trying to bring Widow into the air with her!
•Widow's sack is so heavy that it makes her unable to move from her position without using 95% of her own power, which may be the reason why she is unable to dodge attacks.

It would seem that the Andr Dragon is having no problem pulling Widow into the air. You can see that Widow is not used to heights as she uses her long legs to claw at the Andr Dragon and wails of ungodly screams and howls echo through the land, probably calling out to release her immediately. To my assumption, it would seem that she is about to get her wish!

The Andr Dragon finally stops at a certain point in the sky and releases Widow from her scaly grip! It would seem that Widow has lost this fight... but wait, do my eyes deceive me now? Not at all because I can see those lil spider babies from Widow's "Spider Shooter" attack, crawling around the now irritated Andr Dragon!
•Widow has the ability to spawn (and/or give birth) to as many spider children she wants, no one really knows where they come from and no one is brave enough to ask her!

It would seem that all of that clawing and wailing from Widow as she was flown high into the sky wasn't from fright but was her call to summon her spiders, excellent strategy! The Andr Dragon is now trying to whip away the fast moving spiders crawling around her but was unable to as Widow's "special" spiders crawled onto the Andr Dragon's wings, clamping powerfully onto the wings and transforming their bodies into stone! Thats right! You heard me right! Stone!
•Widow's spiders can have a single special ability that Widow uses to her advantage.

The Andr Dragon cant keep flight and is now hurling towards the ground, head first! The Andr Dragon has made contact with the ground and a new crater has been formed right next to the one Widow lays in. Both of which are unconscious... and thats the end of the match, both of our fighters were just using a fraction of their true powers but it can still cause this much damage! I have been your host: Author and I bid you all farewell, until the next... MONSTER RUMBLE!