Help! I'm Trapped in Minecraft!

Did not expect that...

Well its the next day of my very strange night and I have a feeling that it will just get even more weird from here on, but hey, I love weird. To me, weird doesn't mean your a mistake to the world, it means that you are different than rest and your not afraid to be who you are, embrace your inner weirdo! Sorry, I was rambling again, lets start this day out right...

I quickly got out of my bed and began to stretch my body out, I didn't want to get a cramp while I am in the caves mining and a creeper will take advantage of my sudden stiffness. I made about two stacks of torches, an iron pickaxe, shovel, sword and six pieces of steak (I thought about it and I dont eat much so this will be more than enough for me!)

I walked for a couple blocks when I finally found a good-looking cave that seemed to go down quite deep, abnormally deep... I love it! I jumped into the mouth of the cave and was greeted by some exposed iron, which I quickly mined up because I wanted to make an iron chest for more space, which I was starting to be limited to. I felt energetic, finding those three piece vein of iron made me feel like I can do anything, although I already had this kind of attitude, I was pumped to go mining and continued my expedition into the depths.

My attitude towards this expedition kept up a good pace. I was able to obtain two and a half stacks of iron, four stacks of coal, twenty two gold, twelve emeralds, a stack of copper, half a stack of tin, a saddle, 2 enderpearls, magic mirror, an endersword (found these stuff in a chest) and yet no diamonds. I was a bit salty about the no diamonds thing but what I was really irritated about was the lack of mobs around. When I got pulled into Minecraft, I was expecting more action and killing, but this... this is boring. I was about to return to the surface, because I couldn't take the heat from the lava pools anymore, until something caught the corner of my eye. It was really shiny, a light baby blue color and very blocky (obviously everything here is blocky). It was not just a diamond, but a diamond block! A block! Of diamond! I was so excited, I found a single block of diamond inserted into the ground. I made my way towards the luxurious block, with a even more stupid looking grin on my face, and began to mine it up. Now for all of you newcomers to the Minecraft world, Rule one when playing Minecraft: Never dig straight down! Because you might fall into lava and lose all your stuff. Now at the time, I wasn't really thinking and I forgot this rule, so I learned the hard way. I fell through the newly made hole ready to face my agonizing death by lava with my eyes shut, but it never came. I was expecting the sounds of bubbling magma but all I heard were whispers and footsteps, which made me confused for a minute, until I decided to open my eyes to see what was the big commotion. To my surprise, I wasn't in the middle of a pool of death but I was in a circle of people who had the same surprised facial expression as me.

I looked among them and decided I should break the ice.
"Well... I apologize for dropping into your party... literally." I said as I pointed towards the hole in the ceiling with a soft chuckle. I was expecting them to laugh to my little pun but they didn't they just stared at me, strangely and most of them licking their lips.

I was finally able to recollect my thoughts and I made my direction of sight towards the individuals. There were five of them: The first one was a young female, she wore a green jacket that reached down to her upper thigh and partially covered her auburn hair, on the hoodie was a design of a creeper and a pair of brown leather gloves. The second individual was a much shorter girl, she had lime green-ish colored hair and she wore no shoes, the third was a pale female, about my height, her attire was gray like a bone and it barely concealed her body parts, her hair was white as snow and was put into two long ponytails that probably touched down to her thigh maybe, she wore short shorts and a vest that looked so small her boobs might flop out any minute, the fourth individual was a almost an exact copy of the previous female but her attire was full on black, her hair was black but one real difference between the girls were that she was much taller than the previous one and last but not least the fifth female wore a teal T-shirt, dark blue jeans, brown hair, but what really distinguished her was her white soulless eyes, oh and she was a ghostly pale and see through.

"Right, I apologize for breaking and entering and I will take my leave. Bye." I said as I was about to walk to the exit

"Hold up a sec, Miner!" I assume was a wither skeleton said to me with a sinister smile, "Your not going anywhere, without answering a few questions."

"And what if I dont want to answer any questions?" I asked unchalantly

"Well then, we will have to eat you alive." The one I assume was Herobrine's daughter said licking her ghostly lips with her ghostly tongue and ghostly saliva.

"Now hold up, Heroinebrine!" The skeleton I assume said, "We dont even know what mob he is. He might taste gross."

"Excuse." I began trying to get their attention, "First off, I am not a mob, I am a human being and secondly, I taste delicious."

I guess I said something right because after they heard that they all gasped simultaneously

"Your the human we heard fall from the sky!?" The zombie looking girl asked

"Yes, I am and can I add on I did not know that slimes were so hard to get into." I responded, "But anyway, I gotta go so, Cya."

But just as my hand made contact to the door nob, I felt a strange pull onto my shirt and I could feel my body being raised into the air. I then looked towards the direction of the one who had raised my feet off the ground.

It was the wither skeleton girl, which she then proceeded to bring my face closer to hers and she said with a seductive tone, "You know you are a lot cuter up close. And tasty looking."

"Well thank you very much for the compliment but can you put me down now Miss..." I said awaiting for her to tell me her name

"You can call me Whitney. Your lover and the one who will eat you..."