Signol, playing on the guitar: No one had told me life was gonna be this waaay!!
Ixol, glitching into Signol's world: OUWA-A-A-A
Star Savior: ...Why do I spend my time with you all?
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Ulipse: Ugh, I have no friends
Star Savior: *fake cough* Moon-face what am I? A roach?
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Anshine: What are you doing?
Stratosfear, stirring something in a pot: I'm making pudding
Anshine, visibly concerned: ...Why are you making pudding at 3 am?
Stratosfear: Because I have no control over my life anymore.
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Ixol: HEY ASS-SHINE! Say "kid", but backward
Anshine: ...dik?
Ixol: Haha! That's gay.
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Signol: Finish the lyrics! Bada ba ba ba~
Ixol/Ulipse: I'M GONNA EAT YOUR FACE. AAAAA
Signol, running away quickly: I'M TERRIFIED-
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Shallare: Why do people argue about top or bottom? I'd be happy just to have a Bunk Bed!
Star Savior: uhhh... Should we tell him?
Stratosfear: I'm confused too.
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Ixol, sitting on a bench in the Sky Emporium: Yeah, I got tired of the paradise, SUE ME! Now, what are you doing here? Running errands for your DADDY ANSHINE?
Star Savior: ....Ixol, did you just call Anshine "daddy"?
Ixol: ...
Star Savior, starting to laugh: You just did
Ixol: Savior-
Star Savior, now starting to laugh harder: *runs away* ANSHIINE!!
Ixol: *goes true form* SAVIOR DON'T YOU DARE TELL HIM-
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Star Savior: *misses a jump and ends up back at the last checkpoint* ...
Yawgate: Hey, Savior
Star Savior: Hey, Yawgate
Yawgate: ...
Star Savior: ...That hurt.
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Ixol after flooding his world with geese: Look at all those chickens!
*begging and yelling in the background becomes muffled as the star savior gets piled on by angry geese*
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Shallare: Hey can we get some ice cream?
Anshine: Only a spoonful!
Cyalm: *pulls out a comically large spoon*
Anshine: Where the stars-
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Signol: When you wish upon a star~
Ulipse: Nothing happens.
Cyalm: Actually when you wish upon a star you're a few million light years too late. That star is dead, just like your dreams. Bravo, Ulipse
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Adventure Forward Content
FanfictionExcuse my lack of proper title, but I want to share headcanons and content I make. I'm addicted to these star creatures and I want to consume and pump out more content around them. This follows the would've been CoS canon for the pronouns. It would...
