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tw // underage drinking

"we're in total disarray..."

"WE'RE IN TOTAL DISARRAY!"

kourtney laughs loudly - snorts in between and everything - as she bumps into me and i bump back into her, laughing my head off as well.

i haven't had this much fun in forever!

i don't know if i'm tipsy or straight out drunk but something is happening because everywhere i look flashes green, blue and red as if my life was under weird one-color filters. not gonna lie though, it's kinda awesome??

oh my god wait, wait, WAIT, am i a superhero?

have i unlocked some secret power?

oh my god i'm an avatar.

i'm the freaking last airbender.

"I WANT THAT GREENLIGHT, THAT GREENLIGHT I WANT IT," kourtney screams on the top of her lungs along to the music ringing in our ears. she begins doing karate moves and i attempt to block her blows.

"i'm the avatar, you can't beat me!" i shout as i bend my knees and squat on the floor to avoid the punch she was trying to make. i jump up and push my hair back, pointing at my forehead to emphasize my point.

haha wait, i'm so funny. pointing at my forehead to emphasize my point.

"do you see a blue arrow? i was trained on a freaking island. a flying one i think? i think i can flyyy!"

"i don't see anyyyy arrow!"

"you're blind then!"

"screw you, richard!"

"let's ask our fans!"

i grab kourtney's wrist and stumble to a table nearby where her phone is propped up by an almost empty wine bottle. i rest my chin right in front of the phone.

"oh my god, kourtney, i have a twin!"

"what?! congratulations, who's the mother??"

"no, i have a twin of myself! in there!" i point accusingly at the screen.

"damn, he's a fine looking boy, why can't you look like that?"

"life's unfair," my left hand goes to cover my face in disappointment.

suddenly i'm pushed onto the cold floor, my head pounding and my voice making out a neverending groan.

"what was that for!"

"lovemakeup347 says she saw florence pugh pass by in the background!!"

i force myself up and rub the temple of my head. "pew pew pew?"

"don't shoot at me young man!"

"ricky!"

a new voice enters the battlefield of my brain causing an internal earthquake in my head.

why is the voice so familiar?

"god, kourtney, you're wasted."

my eyes start to clear up slowly and i see a long-haired girl who's a head shorter than me holding kourtney by the shoulders, checking her condition.

ni...

nini.

nini?

nini!