|~Snakebit~| Ch. 5

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(The episode opens on the Destiny's Bounty with the ninja sleeping when a banging noise wakes them up.)

Wu: Evil doesn't sleep and neither should you! (He bangs a cymbal.)

(The ninja groan.)

Wu: In order to reach your full potential, we must greet each day as an opportunity. Like Destiny has, by waking up every morning, and meditating.

(Destiny walks in)

Destiny: Hi guys.

Ninja: Hi.

Wu: Now, up, up! (He bangs the cymbal again)

Kai: (gets up) Okay okay, we're up. But if you want us to reach full potential, shouldn't we at least get a full night of rest? (yawn)

Destiny: I've gotten plenty.

Kai: Yeah, but I need my 10 hours of sleep.

Cole: (stretching his back) You call that a rest? I think my back had more lumps than the mattress.

Jay: We were up so late, talking about how cool it is to have a new headquarters, I guess we lost track of time.

Destiny: You sure did. I could hear you in me and Nya's room. You just kept talking, and talking, and- well you get the idea.

Kai: Oh, hehe. I guess the rooms aren't exactly soundproof.

Jay: Well, since the Serpentine burned down our Monastery, I'm just glad we have a roof over our heads... (He starts to brush his teeth and spits out some dirt that replaced his toothpaste.) blegh! What is this?

Destiny: Right yeah. The water's stopped working. It's broken.

Zane: What is our lesson today, Sensei? Mastering the strike of the Scorpion? Or perhaps the grace of— (the ground breaks and he coughs)

Destiny: Pretty much everything is.

Jay: Blah. You said it.

Wu: Hmm. I think today's lesson would be chores.

Ninja except Destiny: Chores?!

Destiny: Are we gonna be putting away scrolls? Putting away pens?

Kai: Scrolls? Pens?

Destiny: Heh, never mind.

Cole: Ninja fight, Sensei. They do not clean.

Wu: In order to respect ourselves, we must respect our new home and where we are from. And this place is a long way from becoming a ninja headquarters. I expect things to be spotless when I return. And put your backs into it. (Bangs the cymbal again)

Destiny: I'm not exactly sure how we're supposed to fix this. Has anyone ever fixed an air conditioner before?

Cole: No, I don't think so.

Kai: (grumbling) Exactly. This place is gonna take forever to clean and fix up.

Jay: Unless we put more than our backs into it, huh?

(Later the ninja use their powers to fix everything, later, Nya and Sensei Wu enter a room to find the guys playing a video game, with Destiny watching them.)

Kai: What took you so long?

Nya: Wow. This place looks amazing! You guys did all this?

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