𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖒𝖊𝖉 𝕾𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗'𝖘 (𝕾𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖓 𝕿𝖜𝖔)

𝔼𝕡𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕕𝕖 𝕆𝕟𝕖

2x01 Witch Trial

(Scene: Manor. It's night time. Penelope walks in. All the lights are turned off.)

Penelope: Hello? Anybody home? Sister witches, guess what? (Penelope walks in the living room and turns on the light. Piper is there making out with a guy on the couch. She jumps up.)

Piper: Oh, oh. Are you nuts?

Penelope: What are you doing?

Guy: Hi.

Penelope: Hi. (Piper freezes the guy and walks over to Penelope.)

Piper: Ooh.

Penelope: Hi.

Piper: Sister witches? I can't believe you said that. What's the matter with you?

Penelope: How was I supposed to know that you were gonna be here with anybody? Last I heard that you were meeting a banker friend about the loan. (She looks at the guy and then back at Piper.) Is this the credit check?

Piper: It's not what you think. We were just... we-we... were just kissing, that's all.

Penelope: Piper, you don't have to justify it. You're single. You're responsible. You're way overdue in the sex department. I say go for it.

Piper: I'm not way overdue. Alright, maybe a little, but that's besides the point. I would never just sleep with a guy to get something. You know that

Penelope: Piper, give yourself a break. You're going through a lot right now. No job, straining to buy the club, you haven't heard from Leo in weeks. (Prue walks in through the front door. She's on her phone.)

Prue: Alright, well, the preview is at five and the auction Sunday at eleven.

Piper: Oh no, Prue. Go back outside. Go on. Hurry! (Prue looks at them for a second, then goes back outside. Piper stands back next to the guy and he unfreezes.)

Guy: So, you must be Prue. (He stands up.)

Penelope: Uh, no. Actually... (Prue comes back inside, still on the phone.)

Prue: (On phone) Alright, great, yeah, I'll see you then. (Prue hangs up.)

Penelope: She's Prue. I'm Penelope.

Piper: Rob, can we take a rain check on the rest of the evening? It's getting kinda crowded in here.

Rob: Okay, sure. (Rob grabs his coat and heads for the door.)

Piper: Yeah. Okay, um, so I'll meet you tomorrow at the club at noon. Great. Thanks for dinner.

Rob: Okay, alright. (They kiss.) Bye.

Piper: Bye. (Rob leaves. Piper closes the door and turns to her sisters, who are grinning.)

Prue: So, did you get the loan?

Piper: Hopefully. I'll find out tomorrow.

Prue: Well, my fingers are crossed. (Prue and Piper start to leave the room.)

Penelope: Wait, you guys. Where are you going?

Prue: Well, I have an auction coming up. I have clients to call.

Penelope: Wait, you guys. Don't you even know what tomorrow is? It's our one year anniversary of becoming witches. Hello?

Piper: Tomorrow is? Really?