The Ice Queen [s.b.]

EPILOGUE + EXTRAS

This is it. Also, yes, I am in a Hamilton mood it's amazing, no hate.

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Annalee Fawley and Sirius Black are playing pool on the pool table in the Gryffindor common room sometime in their sixth year.

Fun fact: This pool is more commonly used for drunken dancing or James Potter's 'announcements' than it is for playing pool.

It's silent until Sirius says, "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the ten I see."

Anna chuckles, "That was weak, Sirius. It's your turn."

He hits the white ball and the rest clatter around the table. "Do you have a bandage? Because I just scraped my knees falling for you."

"Better," Anna says contemplatively. "Salazar's sake, Sirius, you're stripes, not solids."

"Well, it's a good thing you're solids, because you're a solid ten, love," Sirius jokes.

"Let's not rate women based off of their looks, yeah?"

"Yeah," Sirius says dejectedly. "Sorry, Love."

"It's fine. Your turn again."

"You know," Sirius grins boyishly, "I might be a beater, but I want to be the keeper if your heart."

"That was not terrible," Anna acknowledges, stepping over to give him a chaste kiss on the lips. "But let's just say, it's a good thing you're pretty."

"Hey!" Sirius exclaims.

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Dear Annalee,

Words may not describe my hatred for you.

I hate your stupid hair and your stupid smile and your stupid face.

Please choke,

Sirius

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Dear Sirius,

My friends are all telling me I have a crush on you. (Please heed my words when I say that I don't but I do think that it's of note.) In order to assure you that I don't (as I know that they are bound to meddle), I will be listing the things that I hate about you:

Your laugh/smile

Your friends

Your pranks

Your family

Your hair

Your body

Yo̶u̶r̶ c̶h̶e̶e̶k̶b̶o̶n̶e̶s̶

In your words: Please choke and die in a hole. (I added my own little spin, of course. You are stupid.)

Absolutely no love at all,

Annalee

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Dear Annalee,

I think I have a crush on you. Fuck.

Sirius