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VEGETA: (laughs maniacally) He's gone! He's finally gone! I'm so happy right now! I might not even slaughter you all!
KRILLIN: Re-Really?
VEGETA: (laughter dies down) Oh no, you're all thoroughly screwed.
KRILLIN: Awww.
(Y/n): Gohan, Krillin, I'll handle Vegeta on my own. I need the both of you to get as far away as-- hold up where's Goki?
KRILLIN: She's right (looks around not being able to find Goki) here?
(Y/n): (sighs) god damn it Goki, Krillin find her and wake her up and tell her to go towards me.
KRILLIN: Alrighty then!
(Y/n): Also Gohan in a scale of 1 to 10, how badly am I going to get hurt from your mother.
GOHAN: Probably an 11.
(Y/n): (sighs) Figures, anyways off you go.
GOHAN AND KRILLIN: LATER AND GOOD LUCK.
(Y/n): Thanks guys, now (looks at Vegeta) let's see if I'm going to be able to beat you.
VEGETA: Alright, are you ready for this?
(Y/n): You I am. But first, why don't we take this battle somewhere else?
VEGETA: What's wrong with here?
(Y/n): I don't know. Something about it doesn't feel right.
VEGETA: Well, it is a little corpsy. (looks at the corpses of Yamcha, Tien, and Piccolo)
Meanwhile, on King Kai's planet.
KING KAI: (in his thoughts) So, the fight is about to begin. The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. (out loud) Takin' all bets, guys! Takin' all bets!
BUBBLES: 70,000 zeni on the noble young warrior!
BOJACK: (from inside King Kai's planet) Yargh! I bet 50 gold doubloons on the short one!
GREGORY: Uh, sir, is this really appropriate? If Y/n loses, the entire Earth could be destroyed!
King Kai then creates a large hammer
KING KAI: You were saying?
GREGORY: D'ah, 1,000 zeni on (y/n).
DANNY: Hey, can I get in on this?
KING KAI: Wait a second. Don't you already know the outcome of the fight?
DANNY: Psshhh me? Noooo......
The scene cuts back to Earth where (y/n) guides Vegeta to a wasteland to start their battle
(Y/n): This is it!
VEGETA: Ah, yes. A perfect place to mark your grave.
(Y/n): Listen, we don't have to do this, you know. If you leave now and promise to never come back, I'll let you go. And we can stop this meaningless bloodshed. I also don't wanna hit a beautiful woman as well.
Danny: I almost died of cringe because of this. To those authors that can easily do this I give you props man.
VEGETA: (blush and mind speaking) He called me beautiful! (Out loud) Such trite! Where's your Saiyan pride, (Y/n)? We are proud warriors! Bred to fight and conquer. This planet has made you soft.
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Male "Goku Black" Reader x DBZ Abridged
FanfictionSo this is my first Male Reader story, so don't judge, tho I don't mind any criticism towards it. I'm going to a DBZA story so yea. Anyways, the story is basically the reader (you) is a saiyan that's been sent to earth with another fellow saiyan, G...
