(Namek Saga) Chapter 16

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Danny: Last time on DragonBall Z Abridged...

VEGETA: Finally! I've gathered all seven Dragon Balls!

SHENRON: State your wish.

VEGETA: Dragon! Grant me immortality!

SHENRON: Your wish is granted. (eyes start glowing red)

VEGETA: Yes! I've done it! I'm finally the strongest in all the universe! WAH HA HA HA HA HA! NOW TO GET MY (y/n)!!!

Then it cuts to Vegeta lying on the ground, unconscious and with Zarbon beside her checking her pulse

VEGETA: (groggily) oh yes (y/n)~...

ZARBON: Oh, how cute, she's having a little dream about someone.

VEGETA: (groggily while twitching his left foot) N-no not there (small moan)

(Danny: ...I feel ashamed)

ZARBON: Oh my. It seems like she's having a great dream. Oh well it doesn't matter. Now let's get you back to Lord Frieza. I need to... probe you for information.

Zarbon starts flying while dragging Vegeta

VEGETA: (groggily) I'm cu—

OKAY! LETS SWITCH THE SCENE!

The scene cuts to an outside view of Frieza's ship and then inside with Appule playing Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3 while Vegeta is seen inside a healing tank

APPULE: (while playing as himself and beating up Bardock) Take that, you bastard! This one's for Eachpe!

ZARBON: (entering the room) Report!

APPULE: (turns off video game) Ah... I just... I'm just checking... his vitals.

ZARBON: Is she going to make it?

APPULE: Well, it's a good thing you got her to me when you did. Even a little later and we might not have been able to save her.

ZARBON: Why isn't she naked?

APPULE: Luckily, we... what?

ZARBON: In the healing tank, I always thought you needed to be nude.

APPULE: Wha-- Why would you think that?

ZARBON: You know, to... absorb all the healing juices.

Appule gives Zarbon a blank stare and silence ensues

ZARBON: Well, looks like you have everything under control here! (quickly takes his leave)

APPULE: Freaks me the fuck out...also isn't he gay, why would he care?

A whistling sound is heard along with the sound of someone tapping a microphone

GHOST NAPPA: Is this thing on? (tapping sound of a microphone is heard again) Is it on? (Vegeta gurgles) Okay, there we go. A-Ha-Hem! You are now thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious. Have fun with that.

VEGETA: (starts growling inside the healing tank)

APPULE: You know, Vegeta, I got to admit, it was pretty impressive how you went all womanhunter on us. But now, you're all ours. And I can't wait to watch Zarbon break you like a glow sti...

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