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We now open the scene to the androids flying through a snowy landscape
ANDROID 18: Seriously, can we speed this up? It's cold as tits up here.
ANDROID 17: You know, maybe if you stopped whining and helped me look, we'd... Oh! Oh, look! There's one! There's...
He then sees a pink van with the words "LUCKY FOODS" written on the side
ANDROID 17: Actually, second thought, we don't have to steal the first one we see...
ANDROID 18: Oh, I'm sorry. I can't hear you over your welching.
ANDROID 17: Ugh, whatever. (flies down)
We now cut to the owners of the van outside getting coffee
CHUCK: So, Jones, uh, how's the wife and kids?
JONES: Still dead, Chuck. Been four months.
CHUCK: Oh... I am terrible at small talk.
JONES: Yes, you are. Huh?
He then notices the androids in front of the van, which also got the attention of Chuck
ANDROID 17: (opens the back of the van) Huh... Lucky Foods. Kind of ironic.
JONES: Uh, young man? Need you to stay out of our van!
ANDROID 17: All right, guys, we're takin' the van. (Android 16 picks up the van) No, buddy, we're gonna drive it.
ANDROID 16: Oh. (puts the van back down) Sorry.
ANDROID 17: It's cool. Now you have a place to sit.
ANDROID 16: Affirmative. (gets inside the back of the van) Shotgun.
ANDROID 17: Not quite what that means, but hey, keep tryin', man.
Then he gets inside the van alongside his sister and starts the engine
ANDROID 17: Bitchin'. Next stop: Casa de Y/n.
ANDROID 18: How 'bout no. New clothes first, Y/n's casa second.
ANDROID 17: (scoffs) Women. Am I right, 16?
ANDROID 16: Confirmed. She is female.
ANDROID 17: *laughs* She is...
Then the androids drive off, after that we cut to Goki, Krillin, Trunks, and Tien flying in the sky
KRILLIN: You know, I should have brought this up earlier, but we should probably move Y/n before the androids get to his house.
TRUNKS: It's been pretty non-stop here, so I'm a little out of the loop. What happened to Y/n?
GOKI: Turns out he completely forgot.
TRUNKS: Really? But my mom said he was really responsible though!
KRILLIN: Well, he is majority of the time. But no one is exactly perfect.
GOKI: (nods) Mhm! He's right, Krillin is the prime example of that!
KRILLIN: Aw, I'm embarrassed!
TRUNKS: (Sweatdrops) I don't think that was a compliment.
TIEN: Actually, I really need to go pick up Chiaotzu. Left him over at Kame House.
We now cut to Kame House with Turtle, Master Roshi, and Oolong eating ramen
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Male "Goku Black" Reader x DBZ Abridged
FanfictionSo this is my first Male Reader story, so don't judge, tho I don't mind any criticism towards it. I'm going to a DBZA story so yea. Anyways, the story is basically the reader (you) is a saiyan that's been sent to earth with another fellow saiyan, G...
