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VEGETA: When a goddamn Super Saiyan asks you for a senzu bean, bald man, you say "how many"? Now that I feel better better. Count yourselves lucky to be in the presence of a shining, golden god such as myself! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go kill the other android! You peons may stay here and erect a statue in my honor. (flies off)
KRILLIN: So... Vegeta's a Super Saiyan.
GOKI: Yup.
TIEN: Yeah, whatever. Did you catch the name of his attack, though?
PICCOLO: I know, right? "Big Bang Attack"?
NAIL: Uh, I don't know. This coming from Mr. "Special Beam Cannon"?
PICCOLO: Hey, why don't you try coming up with a better name for an attack?
NAIL: How about... "Devil Drill Beam"?
PICCOLO: What about "Spiral Death Beam"?
NAIL: "Doom Laser"!
PICCOLO: "Rail Beam"!
NAIL: "Nail Gun"?
PICCOLO: Shit, that's good.
KRILLIN & GOKI: What?
PICCOLO: What?
We now cut to Vegeta flying after Android 20
VEGETA: (thinking) So, just because he's a machine I can't feel his energy? That doesn't make any sense! Energy sensing's bullshit. (lands on a rock, out loud) Hey, why you hidin'? You scared 'cause I blew up your friend? I'd call it your sex-bot, but as you're currently demonstrating, you don't have any balls!
We now cut to Android 20 hiding nearby behind a rock
ANDROID 20: Yes, she's desperate to find me. I'll just have to wait her out...
VEGETA: Aw, man... sure do feel winded after blowing up your robo-sexual life partner! Sure would suck if you jumped me and took my energy! Oh, no! Some dust in my eyes! This is the worst! (nothing happens) GET THE FUCK OUT HERE! (prepares an energy blast)
KRILLIN: Hey, Vegeta! We finally caught up an-- (sees Vegeta charging the blast) Oh, God, no!
GOKI: Wait don't—
VEGETA: HAAAA!!
But she was cut off by Vegeta firing the blast at the cliffs, causing Android 20 to jumps out of his hiding place and absorb the blast
ANDROID 20: And now your energy is mine!
VEGETA: But that's exactly what I was planning on. I knew you couldn't resist jumping out to suckle on my Super Saiyan teat! And now you're mine! All mine, you old le-- (Android 20 retreats by bouncing off some cliffs, making a spring noise from Sonic the Hedgehog) Hey! Get back here, I wasn't done! (bounces off after Android 20, making the same spring noise, and lands on another rock) This tactical shit's getting really old! Now you get out here and fight me blindly like a man! Or a man-droid...
The camera pans up to reveal Android 20 standing upside down from a cliff
ANDROID 20: (thinking) Yes, you may be a Super Saiyan, Vegeta, but you're still just an arrogant little brat, aren't you?
VEGETA: Olly olly oxen bitch!
ANDROID 20: (lands on the ground, thinking) Well, while you continue to prattle on, I shall make my escape and-- (sees Gohan on top of a cliff) Oh, they followed me... No matter, I'll just head the other way and-- (sees Tien searchin in that area) Okay, fine. I'll just maneuver back where I came fro-- (sees Krillin in another area) WHY THE HELL IS HE EVEN HERE!? Then again... (notices Piccolo in the sky) at my age, I could use more greens in my diet.
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Hayran KurguSo this is my first Male Reader story, so don't judge, tho I don't mind any criticism towards it. I'm going to a DBZA story so yea. Anyways, the story is basically the reader (you) is a saiyan that's been sent to earth with another fellow saiyan, G...
