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GURU: And so I tell him, "I don't care who you are! Now clean my jowls!" And that was Nail's first day on the job.
NAIL: Yes, sir... I remember, I was there. That also doesn't have anything to do with what we were talking about.
GURU: What were we talking about?
NAIL: That ungodly POWER headed our way! (shows Frieza flying his way to Guru's house)
GURU: Oh yeah... that.
NAIL: You know, perhaps you should give someone else that power-up. You remember, the one you gave the Earthlings?
GURU: You are correct. It is time for me to unlock your hidden powers... Dende.
Guru then unlocks Dende's hidden potential
DENDE: Ahh, what the hell?!
GURU: And now, your power has been awakened.
DENDE: I noticed!
NAIL: Sir, I was referring to ME--!
GURU: Now listen to me, Dende. With these powers, you garner a huge responsibility. I need you to run as fast as you can to the Earthlin--
NAIL: Sir, he left you the moment after you gave him the power-up.
It now shows Dende flying away from a window
GURU: That SLUT!
The scene cuts to the outside Frieza's ship with Jeice reporting to Captain Ginyu about what just happened
JEICE: Then out of nowhere, this stupid guy in this stupid outfit starts beating us up, and I lost me best mate, and--
CAPTAIN GINYU: Jeice! You'll speak to me professionally and dutifully.
JEICE: (now calm) Oh, um... Sorry, cap'n.
CAPTAIN GINYU: Now, Jeice, back from the field. Full report.
JEICE: Well, see, at first it was going fine... but next thing we know, Guldo... well...
CAPTAIN GINYU: Oh lord, he's dead, isn't he...?
JEICE: That he is, sir...
CAPTAIN GINYU: Well... in our line of work, our lives can be compromised at any moment. This is something we must live with. On the plus side, Burter owes me 50 Raditz.
JEICE: About that, cap'n... he's probably not gonna pay up.
CAPTAIN GINYU: Really? He's usually such a good sport about that.
JEICE: Thing is, he's come down with a sudden case of death, sir.
CAPTAIN GINYU: (sincerely upset) Oh... that's... wow. That's a rather hefty loss.
JEICE: Yes, sir. He was a valued teammate. Strong, fast, and--
CAPTAIN GINYU: And blue!
JEICE: Pardon, cap'n?
CAPTAIN GINYU: Blue! And tall! And you're so red! And short! It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going!
JEICE: (muttering) Not that short, cap'n.
CAPTAIN GINYU: Oh, don't go all Vegeta on me. Now, where are we going to find another blue recruit? Perhaps Recoome knows someone.
JEICE: (lets out a disappointed sigh)
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Male "Goku Black" Reader x DBZ Abridged
FanfictionSo this is my first Male Reader story, so don't judge, tho I don't mind any criticism towards it. I'm going to a DBZA story so yea. Anyways, the story is basically the reader (you) is a saiyan that's been sent to earth with another fellow saiyan, G...
