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Last time on Dragon Ball Z Abridged... Y/n began his journey down Snake Way. ...Wait is that some kind of innuendo?
Y/n is seen running down Snake Way as he talks to himself.
Y/n: This is going to be the longest, toughest journey I've ever made! I have to receive King Kai's training, and battle the biggest threat to the planet we've ever faced! I have to run as fast as I can—I have to keep running! For the sake of the Earth, humanity, and my frie—
The camera cuts to a sleeping Y/n on a moving cleanup truck. The truck bumps into something, causing Y/n to fall off Snake Way and down into the clouds. He then gets hit on the head.
Y/n: OW, GAAAAAAAAA...
We can hear Y/n's scream fading out, which resumes at the end of the sequence.
Scene changes to a screaming Y/n falling straight into the depths of Hell.
Y/n: AAAAAAHHHHH—
Y/n then crashes hard onto the floor. Causing him to groan in pain
Y/n: Oowwww...
GOZ: Oh who do we have here? A little girly man, yeah?
Y/n: I'm not girly man...the names Y/n. Who are you?
GOZ: I am Goz.
MEZ: And I am Mez.
GOZ & MEZ: Und we are here to pump you up!
Y/n: (disturbed) Okay... well I'm sorta in a—
GOZ: (interrupting) First we are going to do a hundred squats!
MEZ: And then lots of push-ups on the hard ground!
GOZ: And then a bunch of jumping jacks! Ooooooooo!!
Y/n becomes even more disturbed looking for a way to leave quickly.
Y/n: That...sounds like...fun. But I'm sort of in a hurry? How do I get out of here?
MEZ: 'Agh, there's no way out of here; unless you manage to beat us in a test of strength and speed.
GOZ: Yeah, lots of running, 'und wrestling, 'und 'sveat!
MEZ: Grappling each other on 'ze cold ground, yeah.
At this point Y/n's main priority is to leave these two.
Y/n: Okay, now let's say we went through all of that, then where would you say the exit is?
GOZ: (points towards the exit) Oh. It's right over 'zere.
MEZ: Ja, but you have to beat us first, and—
He then sees (Y/n) running off
MEZ: Ach! He's running away!
(Y/n): (stops running and turns around) Oh, before I go, have you seen a man by the name Raditz around here? Spikey hair, tail?
MEZ: Agh, yes, he made a horrible mess of 'ze Blood Fountain.
Y/n looks at the Blood Fountain, the color of the liquid fits its name since it's red.
Y/n: Looks fine to me.
GOZ: (angrily) IT USED TO BE 'VATER!!!
Y/n: Oh damn. Well, I'm going now! By the way, thanks for the fruit!
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Male "Goku Black" Reader x DBZ Abridged
FanficSo this is my first Male Reader story, so don't judge, tho I don't mind any criticism towards it. I'm going to a DBZA story so yea. Anyways, the story is basically the reader (you) is a saiyan that's been sent to earth with another fellow saiyan, G...
