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The opens up to Zarbon's corpse falling into a lake, Vegeta killing him in cold blood
KRILLIN: Wow. You really took care of that guy.
VEGETA: Yeah, didn't even know I could pull that off. But... you know us Saiyans, we get stronger every time we almost die.
KRILLIN: Well... that seems... incredibly unfair. So, um... you seem like a busy woman, so...
VEGETA: Oh yeah, killing people, and I'm about to become immortal.
KRILLIN: Well, we don't wanna keep ya, so I guess we'll be seeing ya!
VEGETA: Yep! And I still got a lot to take care of and I... Ohohohoho! Ohhh, wait a minute, nice try. Gimme the Dragon Ball.
KRILLIN: Aww... (gives Vegeta the Dragon Ball)
VEGETA: Ya know, I could kill both of you right now, but after killing Zarbon and getting this last Dragon Ball, I'm in a good mood; I mean a REALLY good mood. But just remember this, next time you see me, I will be immortal... Not that you stood a chance to begin with. I'm just... Saiyan. (canned laughter plays in the background) Wakka wakka! (flies off)
Everyone: ...
GOHAN: That was a shit joke...
KRILLIN AND BULMA: Agree..
BULMA: Well, congratulations. You've single-handedly doomed us all.
KRILLIN: I didn't see you do anything.
BULMA: What exactly did you expect me to do?
KRILLIN: Well I dunno, maybe you could've bitched at him, how 'bout that? That's all you appear to be good for these days! Huh? Used your bitch-fu on him? "Bulma, the Mistress of Bitching", that's what they should call you...
The scene switches to Vegeta and Gohan, each of them holding a DragonBall, flying in the sky
VEGETA & GOHAN:
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Then both Vegeta and Gohan senses each other and stops singing
VEGETA & GOHAN: What the...?!
GOHAN: That's Vegeta... (thoughts) Uh, I know! (flies down and hides behind a cliff) If I just hide here and lower my power level, she shouldn't find me!
VEGETA: Okay, what the hell is going on? I know I just sensed something down there.
GOHAN: (thinking) Good! Now just go on and...
VEGETA: Hey! Show yourself before I turn this place into a barren wasteland! So basically the same, only on fire.
GOHAN: (thinking) Crapbaskets!
VEGETA: (begins charging a ki blast) Three... Two... One...
She prepares to blast the area before...
GOHAN: (pops his head up) Hi! Um... hello... Mrs. Vegeta... ma'am.
VEGETA: Oh, well if it isn't Moe Howard.
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Male "Goku Black" Reader x DBZ Abridged
FanfictionSo this is my first Male Reader story, so don't judge, tho I don't mind any criticism towards it. I'm going to a DBZA story so yea. Anyways, the story is basically the reader (you) is a saiyan that's been sent to earth with another fellow saiyan, G...
