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————————————————PICCOLO: Urgh, what was that idiot DOING bringing me here! It's... Wait a minute, I can feel it... This is my home! I can finally see its beauty! The lush blue fields, the crystal clear waters, the wind brushing past my... GOD, THIS IS BORING!!! (groans) No wonder I feel at home.
It then cuts to Frieza confronting Vegeta, Gohan, Krillin, and Dende
FRIEZA: Well, Vegeta. You've finally pulled it off. You've managed to dash my hopes entirely. With some help, I see.
KRILLIN: Quack!
GOHAN: Krillin, seriously, not helping!
KRILLIN: I can try.
FRIEZA: I'm very curious. Where exactly are you from?
KRILLIN: We're from Ear--
GOHAN: Krillin, no! Can't you just be quite for once in your life!
KRILLIN: Oh right... Thanks for stopping me, Gohan. 'Cause I can't shut--
DENDE: They're from Earth.
KRILLIN: Little Green, why?!
DENDE: Because my name is Dende.
FRIEZA: Oh good. I'll stop by there on the way home. Pick up some space eggs, some space milk, and BLOW IT THE FUCK UP!!! Oh, I'm sorry. I'm usually far more composed. I'm just a little bit ABSOLUTELY LIVID.
VEGETA: Oh, Frieza. Quit being such a woman. I lost my chance at immortality too and you don't see me crying about it.
FRIEZA: Yes, Vegeta. But you see, the difference between us is I'll live long enough to regret it. (charges at Vegeta and engages her in battle) HYAAAAAAAAH!
VEGETA: Bring it bitch!
Now we cut back to Piccolo flying through the sky
PICCOLO: (in his thoughts and sighing) Everything looks the goddamn same on this goddamn planet! (sees something) Wait a minute, a body! (out loud) SOCIAL ACTIVITY! (Piccolo flies down and lands next to a body, which is Nail's) Please tell me you're not dead!
NAIL: (speaks in Namekian/Klingon)
PICCOLO: Ah, crap. I find the only living thing for miles-- and he's so broken he can't even talk right.
NAIL: I was speaking Namekian, you idiot. Don't you know anything about your own people?
PICCOLO: Well, we're demons, right?
NAIL: Eh, more like slug people.
PICCOLO: Ah, dammit! I liked it better when I was a demon.
NAIL: And I liked it better when I had proper bladder control. Nobody's perfect.
PICCOLO: Yeah, I've been meaning to ask about that. What happened?
NAIL: Let's just say our world elder's kind of a giant green asshole.
PICCOLO: Preachin' to the choir on that one. Well, it's been fun, but I have to go DIE again... (turns to leave)
NAIL: Wait. I might be able to help you.
PICCOLO: Look, buddy. If you want to add me on MySpace, I switched to Spacebook a while ago. (turns to leave again)
NAIL: No, no, no, no. Listen. I think I know something that might work out for both of us. I don't wanna die and you seem pretty lonely.
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Male "Goku Black" Reader x DBZ Abridged
FanfictionSo this is my first Male Reader story, so don't judge, tho I don't mind any criticism towards it. I'm going to a DBZA story so yea. Anyways, the story is basically the reader (you) is a saiyan that's been sent to earth with another fellow saiyan, G...