So this is my first Male Reader story, so don't judge, tho I don't mind any criticism towards it. I'm going to a DBZA story so yea.
Anyways, the story is basically the reader (you) is a saiyan that's been sent to earth with another fellow saiyan, G...
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We open up the scene to the gang on their way to Frieza and King Cold's location.
VEGETA: All right, Frieza's just over this next formation. Now, before we move in, we need a plan. So here it is: all of you will attack from the front, and while you're being slaughtered, I'll flank him, taking him from behind and securing the kill! Ready? Break!
PICCOLO: No.
TIEN: Yeah, no.
YAMCHA: Personally, I don't think Bulma should be here— a battlefield is no place for a lady!
VEGETA: Wow, first of all, sexist, the both women here, me and Kakarota, are literally the strongest in this group, also you're still sticking around so follow your "rule" and leave.
YAMCHA: I'm serious! I worry about her safety! And as my close personal friend--possibly even bestie--I think we need to consider... (Bulma grabs his ear) Ahhh!
BULMA: Anyone want to explain to Yamcha here what ten pounds of torque does to a human ear?
GOHAN: Rips it off?
BULMA: Very good, Gohan!
Goki, Gohan, Krillin, Chiaotzu, and Puar all start laughing
KRILLIN: Oh, we're gonna fucking die...
We now cut to Frieza and King Cold being confronted by the young man
KING COLD: So is this him, sweetie? Is this the man who hurt you so?
FRIEZA: No, Daddy. This is a new one.
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YOUNG MAN: So, you must be Frieza! (pronounces it as "Fry-za")
FRIEZA: Actually, it's Lord Frieza.
YOUNG MAN: Really? Then why is there an "i" in it? That doesn't matter, I'm here to kill you!
FRIEZA: *chuckles* My, my. Not five minutes on this wayward rock and we already have a volunteer-teer-teer (shorts out) dead man! Soldiers! Do your jobs!
STRAW: Lord Frieza, with all due respect...
FRIEZA: This sounds like insubordination!
STRAW: He just turned an entire squad into a pile of limbs!
FRIEZA: And that sounds like it's not my problem!
CHAYOTE: Man, move your bitchin' bitch ass over, bitch! (walks past Straw and scans the young man with his scouter) What, power level of five? Shit, ain't nobody got time for that! (fires a shot at the young man who deflects it into a plateau) Well, that ain't right...
