(Android Saga) Chapter 47

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The island where Piccolo and Androids 16, 17, and 18 are staring at Imperfect Cell, who was previously spectating the battle between Piccolo and 17 from a cliff

ANDROID 17: So what is this? Spearmint, your inbred mutant cousin or something?

PICCOLO: Wait... I thought he was on your side.

ANDROID 17: What? Why would I know him?

IMPERFECT CELL: Hello... brother...

ANDROID 17: Come again?

IMPERFECT CELL: In a moment... (to Android 18) And hello, my beautiful sister.

He then starts wagging his tongue in an indecent manner, which disturbs Android 18

ANDROID 18: Oh, fuck no!

IMPERFECT CELL: (to Android 16) And... um...

ANDROID 16: I am designated as Android 16.

CELL: ...Cool. Anywho... (jumps down from the cliff to ground level) You have my sincerest gratitude, Piccolo. Without power levels, I would have been left searching for them blindly. But thanks to your little skirmish, I have been reunited with my family. And we have so much catching up to do! (begins to power up) Haaaah...!

ANDROID 17: Okay, so am I alone, or did that not explain ANYTHING?!

PICCOLO: He calls himself Cell. He's one of Dr. Gero's creations; he's from the future.

ANDROID 17: Oh, sure, he's from the future. Yeah, and I'm a park ranger.

ANDROID 16: That sounds nice.

ANDROID 18: Can we FOCUS?!

Imperfect Cell then begins to lets out an enormous blast

It then cuts to Kame House, where we see Tien, Yamcha, Krillin, Chi-Chi, and Master Roshi

TIEN: Guys, is that who I think it is?

KRILLIN: Yeah, oh yeah... Yeah...

MASTER ROSHI: Damn it! And we still don't have that detonator!

KRILLIN: (indecisive sounding) Yeah, no! Yeah! Yeah, no!

TIEN: We're out of time! We need to do something now!

KRILLIN: Yeah!

CHI-CHI: Here's a thought... How about one of you who can fly faster than the speed of sound go meet Bulma halfway?

There was then a pause between all of them

KRILLIN: ...Chi-Chi, you beautiful woman who lives in Y/n's house!

CHI-CHI: That is what I do.

MASTER ROSHI: Well, then, which one of you--?

KRILLIN: DIBS! Woo-hoo! (takes off)

MASTER ROSHI: Well, that works. Guess this is all we can do until Y/n, Goki and Vegeta get ba--

TIEN: ENOUGH! I AM NOT A SPECTATOR! I AM A WARRIOR! (L

He then flies off to the battlefield, clearly in rage

MASTER ROSHI: I can never read that guy...

CHI-CHI: Aren't you going to help, too?

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