So this is my first Male Reader story, so don't judge, tho I don't mind any criticism towards it. I'm going to a DBZA story so yea.
Anyways, the story is basically the reader (you) is a saiyan that's been sent to earth with another fellow saiyan, G...
Very short. Not fully back into writing but this is the most I can do for you guys right now. Sorry.
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We now an outside shot of the Son's Family home as we can hear the grunts and scream of pain coming from Goki.
GOKI: (inside the home) I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL Y/N ONCE HE VISITS! IN FACT, I'LL GO TO KING KAI'S AND KILL HIM!
We now go inside the home as Goki is seen giving birth, Chi-Chi helping her with some words of encouragement and trying to wait for the baby to be delivered, and Gohan helping out in the background.
GOHAN: Mom calm down! I'm more confused on why Dad said mother, after all mom was the one who got pregnant.
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CHI-CHI: Just hold on Goki, keep pushing! Gohan, grab the things I asked for!
Gohan nods and rushes out of the room, few seconds later and he comes with the stuff that Chi-Chi has asked for.
GOHAN: Okay, I have some warm water, a bunch of clean towels, a blanket, and Piccolo's on his way with the Senzu Beans. I've tried calling some other people, but nobody's picking up because it's-
They hear a knock at the door and Gohan quickly reacts.
GOHAN: Oh, thank goodness. I'll be right back.
Gohan leaves the room. The door can be heard opening and Piccolo is heard from off-screen.
PICCOLO: Alright, here you go, Gohan.
GOHAN: You're a lifesaver, Mr. Piccolo. My mom has been non-stop screaming at everyone.
GOKI: (off-screen) I'LL KILL EVERYONE!
Piccolo just looks at Gohan shocked, and a little afraid.
GOHAN: Don't worry Mr. Piccolo, it's just empty threats... I hope.
Gohan and Piccolo walk into frame while talking
PICCOLO: Honestly, I just wanted to see this for myself. I hear there's no egg involved which, I mean, what do you even sit on for the-What the hell is that?
GOHAN: That's a vagina, Mr. Piccolo.
PICCOLO: Gross. And why is there so much hair?
CHI-CHI: That's the baby's head!
Piccolo's face drops
PICCOLO: Super Kami Dende, I can't do this.
Piccolo walks out of frame
GOHAN: What?!
PICCOLO: I can't do this. I cannot do this!
GOHAN: How can you not handle this? You died for me!
PICCOLO: And I would again!
He then flies off as Chi-Chi is seen with a deadpanned face, and Gohan with a face of shock and betrayal.
GOHAN: You coward!
Goki continues to shout in pain as Chi-Chi comforts her.
CHI-CHI: Dont worry Goki, me and Gohan are here. Don't worry, I promise we'll-Oh my lord, how is there this much hair? And why is it already so spiky?
Then the door is seen to be open and Yamcha enters the room.
YAMCHA: Hey guys, I heard needed some help. I was nearby, and-
CHI-CHI: GET! OUT!
YAMCHA: Okay. Wolf Fang Bye.
He quickly leaves in a hurry not trying to get her more angry.
GOHAN: Can you please not send away the help.
CHI-CHI: I didn't. Bulma was the help.
GOHAN: Really?
The door opens once again as Bulma enters the room.
BULMA: Gohan! Chi-Chi! I got your voicemail. Congratulations Goki! Oh! Where is the little miracle?
Bulma then notices the hair sticking out of Goki's vagina and throws her phone in shock.
BULMA: (gasp) No, you meant she's still. (gasp) Oh. Wow.
VEGETA: Alright, where's Kakarota's second spaw-Oh, good lord, what the hell is it doing? Why is it so spiky? And... Why is it covered in jelly?
BULMA: That's placenta, you idiot. Don't you remember when I had... oh wait you weren't there.
VEGETA: Yeah, cause I was training in space.
BULMA: I don't know how you managed to be my son's aunt.
VEGETA: Hey! It wasn't MY choice.
GOKI: CAN YOU BOTH SHUT THE FUCK UP?! I AM GOING THROUGH LABOR RIGHT NOW!!
GOHAN: O-Okay mom, let's just calm down and focus on pushing out the baby.
Goki's vagina begins charging a Kamehameha to the shock of everyone.
GOHAN: Uh, maybe not that hard.
VEGETA: Everybody down!
We then show an angle of the Son's family residence as Goki screams and the Kamehameha fires, launching the baby across the way.
They all, but Goki, peak out the hole with a very jaw dropped face.
BULMA: What...
GOHAN: The...
VEGETA: Fuck...
CHI-CHI: Was it Goki or the baby that charged the Kamehameha...
Few hours passed by and we go back inside with Chi-Chi and Gohan looking adoringly over the baby who is being hold by Goki.
GOKI: Oh, my sweet little angel. I'll name you Goten...
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GOHAN: Wow, he... He looks like a little dad and mom.
The scene changes to heaven where Y/n is seen looking at his family through a crystal ball with a smile.
Y/n: Huh. He does look like a little me. We'll meet soon, my son.
I know I know, you got question, I don't got answers. Not fully anyways. All I can say is that these few weeks are keeping me busy, with finals (for high school) being this week, graduation practice next week and graduation is in 2 weeks.
I can't say I'm back for sure to this book.
Also, I didn't do the Bojack movie because Trunks went back to the past, making Goki replace Trunks would make sense on paper, but she was pregnant so I don't think she could've fought, or at least this far in pregnancy.
Anyways, that's all I gotta say, got any questions? Don't be afraid to ask.
