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Danny: So, after seven hundred and thirty-one grueling galactic weeks of travel—or one month if you never watched "Men in Black"—our *ahem* "heroes" have finally arrived on Planet Namek. Where the sky is green, the grass is blue, and it's boring as shit.
KRILLIN: Hey, Gohan, check it out. Blue grass. What do you think their favorite kind of music is? Huh? Huh?
GOHAN: R&B...?
KRILLIN: Huh. You're really sheltered, aren't you?
GOHAN: I had to read an entire book about peach farming on the way here. You tell me.
KRILLIN: Well... hey! We're on Namek now! Bulma, got the Dragon Radar?
BULMA: Right here! We're already picking up four Dragon Balls!
KRILLIN: See? Now we just have to find them, wish our friends back, and head on home!
BULMA: Hey Krillin, is that a Saiyan ship?
A space pod is seen flying above Krillin
KRILLIN: (notices the space pod) Huh?
GOHAN: I think I sense Vegeta.
KRILLIN: (sounding more frightened) Huh?
BULMA: Oh, and now those four Dragon Balls are on the move.
KRILLIN: AAAAAAAAAAAAA-
The scene shifts Vegeta's space pod landing on Namek, with Vegeta emerging from the crater and holding a scouter
KRILLIN: (in background) -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
VEGETA: Ahhh... good to be back at a hundred percent again. (puts on her scouter) Augh, I just got here and this planet's already annoying me. (sees another space pod approaching Namek) Wait a minute, is that Cui's pod? (begins to walk forward) Well, I better go take care of this.
KRILLIN: -AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! (gasps for breath)
GOHAN: Ya done, Krillin?
KRILLIN: Yeah... I'm good.
FRIEZA SOLDIER 1: Hey! What's that over there?
KRILLIN: AAAAAAAAAAAAA-
FRIEZA SOLDIER 2: In the name of Frieza, we demand that you stop!
KRILLIN: -AAAAAAHHHHH! Wait, haven't I heard that name before?
FRIEZA SOLDIER 2: Alright, stay where you are and we'll shoot you.
KRILLIN: Don't you mean "Or we'll shoot you?"
FRIEZA SOLDIER 2: We know what we said! (fires a shot at the spaceship, with Bulma jumping out of the way)
TOILET: Nein!
Bulma, somehow, manages to avoid the explosion, but the spaceship is now immobilized as it has a visible hole, causing the front window to crack)
KRILLIN: Huh. Well there goes our ship.
BULMA: (off-screen) What the f**king hell?!
FRIEZA SOLDIER 1: Damn, man, you couldn't hit the broad side of a space barn.
FRIEZA SOLDIER 2: Yeah, well, that's only because I'm too busy hitting the broad side of your mom! (gets punched by Gohan) Gah! My face!
Krillin kicks the other soldier, making him collide with the soldier Gohan attacked and into a lake
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Male "Goku Black" Reader x DBZ Abridged
FanfictionSo this is my first Male Reader story, so don't judge, tho I don't mind any criticism towards it. I'm going to a DBZA story so yea. Anyways, the story is basically the reader (you) is a saiyan that's been sent to earth with another fellow saiyan, G...
