So this is my first Male Reader story, so don't judge, tho I don't mind any criticism towards it. I'm going to a DBZA story so yea.
Anyways, the story is basically the reader (you) is a saiyan that's been sent to earth with another fellow saiyan, G...
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We open up to Porunga emerging from the water, now back to life, before shifting to Guru's house
GURU: (wakes up) Aaaah! Oh. Oh... right. I stopped my heart for a couple minutes there. (notices the destruction of Namek) Oh, God, global warming? NAAAAAIIILLLL!!!
We now cut to a Namekian village where all of Namekians are waking up, being brought back to life by Shenron
MOURI: Ah, why is my neck so stiff?
Now cut to Vegeta's grave
VEGETA: (makes muffled noises as she emerge from her grave) When there's no more room in hell, VEGETA SHALL WALK THE... (turns around notices the destruction of Namek) ...other hell, what the hell? (thinking) Well, I have my clothes back-- so at least that's a start. Am I alive? (punches herself in the ribs) Argh! Augh! (falls on the ground) Yay! I'm alive! (coughs blood at the ground) Wait...Where in the fuck is everyone at?!
Now we cut to Dende
DENDE: (wakes up and gets on his feet) I'm alive? I'm alive! And... (notices Porunga in the distance) And I have an idea.
Now we cut to Frieza ramming straight into Y/n and burying him in a hole hundreds of feet underground before jumping out of the hole, which explodes with lava
FRIEZA: Well, now you're Super Saiyan soup, high in vitamin dumbass! (laughs and looks up at the sky) Huh? Oh, God, what's up with the sky? This planet really is about to blow. I give it like... two minutes tops. I better get to my ship and-- (gets kneed in the face by Y/n) Stop that! Stop not dying! You think you're better than me? You're nothing but an overgrown monkey!
Y/n: And you're nothing but that dildo that Chi-Chi keeps in her drawer!
FRIEZA: Tch! Fine! This time I'll blow you to Atoms, just like that earthling!
Y/n: Huh?...Are you talking about Krillin?... DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT KRILLIN!!!
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Now switch up the scene with King Kai and Guru talking about the wish.
KING KAI: Lord Guru can you ask the dragon to send everyone, but Frieza, to Earth!
GURU: I would but the Dragon isn't near, it can only take wishes face to face. I can ask someone to make a wish—
He was soon interrupted by Y/n, which soon shocked them with his request.
Y/n: Change the wish! Make everyone, but Frieza and me, to get transported to Earth.
KING KAI: Y/n you were listening?! How— you know what that doesn't matter. I... I know how you feel Y/n, but we must—
