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The scene then shows Goki, (y/n) and Piccolo flying through the air trying to track down Raditz.
GOKI: Hey Piccolo. Mind if I ask you somethin'?
PICCOLO: What is it?
GOKI: You're not human, right?
PICCOLO: Yeah...
GOKI: And your dad spit you out as an egg, right?
PICCOLO: What about it?
GOKI: Are... Are you a Yoshi?
Both Y/n and Piccolo had a dumbfounded face, but Piccolo was also annoyed by that.
PICCOLO: (sarcastically) ...Yes, Goki. I'm a green fucking dinosaur!
GOKI: Can... Can I ride you?
Y/n: Goki what the fuck?
GOKI: What? I just wanna know how it feels to ride a Yoshi.
Y/n: (sighs) Goki I'm sorry to say, not really, but Piccolo is not a yoshi.
GOKI: Then why did he sa-
Piccolo/Y/n: I was being sarcastic/He was being sarcastic.
The scene then shifts to a crying Gohan and a pissed off Raditz
RADITZ: Shut up. I said, shut up! SHUT UP! Damn it, why isn't screaming angrily making you cry less?! I'm going to put you in the time-out pod. (puts Gohan in his Space Pod and closes the door) Thank sweet merciful God that's over. Now I can just sit back and—(scouter beeps) ...beat the crap out of whoever's coming. (sighs) ...Great.
Raditz looks into the sky and sees Goki, Y/n and Piccolo come flying down
GOKI: Raditz! Give me back my son! (jumps off Nimbus) Wheeeeee!
RADITZ: So, you're here already. And I see you brought the Namekian as well as Y/n.
GOKI: A-actually, the whole piccolo thing, that hasn't been explained yet.
Both Piccolo and Y/n face palm.
RADITZ: Oh. Well, it's not like anyone cares about him anyway.
Piccolo then removes his cape and grabs his turban
PICCOLO : Well screw you too!
GOKI: Piccolo, you use weighted training clothes as well?
PICCOLO: (sarcastically) No, Goki. I just love to get naked when I'm around other people. (drops his turban)
Raditz: Their power level is rising! So, nudity makes you stronger on this planet! (unzips his pants)
Y/n: Ayo what the fuck! We're wearing weighted clothes!
RADITZ: (quickly zips up his pants and crosses his arms) Oh... Of course! Because that would be ridiculous! (laughs nervously)
PICCOLO: ...So that hair does compensate for something
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Male "Goku Black" Reader x DBZ Abridged
FanfictionSo this is my first Male Reader story, so don't judge, tho I don't mind any criticism towards it. I'm going to a DBZA story so yea. Anyways, the story is basically the reader (you) is a saiyan that's been sent to earth with another fellow saiyan, G...
