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We then are able to see Imperfect Cell running through a forest until he reaches a highway
IMPERFECT CELL: (reading a road sign) All right. So South City is to the North, North City is to the West, and East City is...also to the North. ...Where the fuck am I?!
A bus with Jeepers Creepers on the radio appears on the road and crashes as the driver swerves to avoid Imperfect Cell
COACH ROGER: Sir, I need to ask you to move off the road. We have a very important game today against the West City Southerners and we're already running late.
Imperfect Cell ignores the bus driver and continues to talk to himself in his thoughts while looking at the billboard.
IMPERFECT CELL: Aww, East City has a Panda Sanctuary, that's cute.
COACH ROGER: I am now going to start applying the horn. (honks the horn) I am now going to use it again. (honks the horn twice) I will now continue to use the horn until you politely move.
He then honks the horn six times, causing Imperfect Cell to turn his head and stare at the coach. There was then a brief pause between the two. It didn't take that long before the coach honks the horn again
IMPERFECT CELL: Beep. (the coach honks the horn again) Beep! (the coach starts honking the horn repeatedly) Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! BEEEEEEEP!
He then turns his head away after another pause, and goes back to his thoughts again.
IMPERFECT CELL: Now, I just need to find my brother and sister before—
BUCKO: Hey, you giant green pylon, you ain't no car, so get off the road! Else me and the boys are gonna have to make your face look like your ass, and your ass look like your face!
IMPERFECT CELL: Mmm... (inhales) Hey, you. I wanna make a joke about your team. What's its name?
BUCKO: The East City Westmen!
EAST CITY WESTMEN: Hoo-Hah!
IMPERFECT CELL: ...Oh, I am too hungry for this shit.
He then starts to absorb Bucko and does the same with the rest of the football team off-screen as the coach tries to make a getaway.
IMPERFECT CELL: BEEP! BEEP!
He reaches through the glass and takes the coach
We now cut to Piccolo, Trunks, and Krillin in the ruins of Ginger Town
PICCOLO: Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, DAMN IT!
KRILLIN: Wow, Piccolo's pulling a Vegeta.
VEGETA: (just arriving) Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, DAMN IT!
KRILLIN: Oh, yeah. See?
GOKI: Welcome back 'Geets!
VEGETA: Shut it clown!
TRUNKS: And now we have this...
VEGETA: (lands and walks up to Piccolo) You! Namekian! Too strong! Explain now!
TRUNKS: He fused with Kami so he could become stronger.
VEGETA: The fuck's a Kami?
GOKI: Basically God.
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Male "Goku Black" Reader x DBZ Abridged
FanfictionSo this is my first Male Reader story, so don't judge, tho I don't mind any criticism towards it. I'm going to a DBZA story so yea. Anyways, the story is basically the reader (you) is a saiyan that's been sent to earth with another fellow saiyan, G...
