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We are at The Lookout with Piccolo, Tien and Mr. Popo watching the news on TV showing millions of people fleeing from Cell.
NEWS REPORTER: Over the last thirteen hours, more than two dozen evacuation orders have been issued all over the globe. Thousands upon millions head countryside--including the endangered Saskatoon t-rexes--while others seek shelter. The world has never seen terror as real as it has today.
PICCOLO: You're kidding me...!
TIEN: Yeah, right? Dinosaurs are still a thing. It's odd how we never talk about it. At least not since we drove them out of the cities.
PICCOLO: I'm talking about terror! Never seen, my ass! My dad released every murderer out onto the streets, and overthrew the world government!
TIEN: Oh, right. And the king of the world is a blue cairn terrier.
PICCOLO: It's bullshit!
TIEN: I think it's pretty progressive.
VEGETA: Aw, look at the poor Namekian lost and forgotten to time.
NEWS REPORTER: Even the attack of the Saiyans five years ago pales in comparison to this overwhelming threat. As if comparing a cataclysm to a rampaging toddler.
VEGETA: Bullshit! We turned an entire city into a glass floor!
PICCOLO: Aw, look at the poor Saiyan lost and forgotten to time.
VEGETA: Watch it, Namekian! Unless you wanna go right now! And I think we both know how our last fight went.
PICCOLO: And I think we don't because we've never fought.
VEGETA: I... Wait, yo-- Really? But then how did you?
PICCOLO: Your dumbass friend.
VEGETA: Riiight! Wow! We've never actually fought! That's so weird! Isn't that weird, black man?
MR. POPO: Yeah... Almost as weird as what's gonna happen if you call me that again.
VEGETA: What IS he?
The door to the Hyperbolic Time Chamber then begins to open up. Trunks and Tien both gasps while Piccolo grunts and they all look at the room towards the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.
GOKI: (from inside) All right now, Gohan. When we get out there, try not to brag.
GOHAN: (from inside) About what?
GOKI: (from inside) That's it, son. And don't let slip just how much stronger we are. Otherwise Vegeta will be all, (imitates Vegeta's voice) "Oh, but my pride! Grr, I wish I were a carrot!"
Y/n: (from inside) Now now, no need to be rude Goki.
GOHAN: (from inside) That's not inaccurate though.
Y/n: True.
GOKI: (from inside) Piccolo will probably just growl and grumble. Really, it's too bad we're out of Namekians for him to absorb. Then he'd be as strong as Vegeta.
Vegeta is then heard growling in anger as Goki talks smack about her.
Y/n: (from inside) Speaking of them, did you know they never fought?
GOKI: (from inside) Really?!
Y/n, Goki and Gohan walk out the room, both of them in damaged armor, or in Y/n's case Gi, and in their Super Saiyan forms.
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Male "Goku Black" Reader x DBZ Abridged
FanfictionSo this is my first Male Reader story, so don't judge, tho I don't mind any criticism towards it. I'm going to a DBZA story so yea. Anyways, the story is basically the reader (you) is a saiyan that's been sent to earth with another fellow saiyan, G...
