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The scene opens to Namek where Vegeta had just executed Guldo from the previous chapter
GOHAN: You really saved us, Vegeta.
KRILLIN: Yeah... You totally pulled our butts out of the fire there. Really showed that Team Three Star spirit...!
VEGETA: They'll never find your body...
GOHAN: I feel a little sorry for those guys. They just lost their teammate. They must be devastated.
JEICE: So... when was the last time you had to.. you know?
RECOOME: Three weeks.
JEICE: Bloody hell! Three weeks?
BURTER: I did it on the trip here.
RECOOME: Recoome didn't even have enough room in his pod.
JEICE: (notices Guldo's corpse) Oy...! Oy, is that Guldo over there? Is he dead?
RECOOME: How tragic...
There was a short pause
BURTER: (extremely quickly) Not telling the captain! 1-2-3, not it!
RECOOME: Not it!
JEICE: Not it... Aww, you fucking wankers...
The scene switches to Vegeta staring at Recoome, who is the next in line to fight Vegeta
VEGETA: So, are we gonna do this or wha--
RECOOME: HIT... RECOOOOOME'S MUSIC!
(Danny: As retarted as he is, he doesn't have bad taste)
RECOOME: Vegeta, you think that just because you're the Princess of all Saiyans you're the best there is at what you do... But let Recoome tell you something, sister: you ain't no Wolverine! And you ain't got what it takes to step up to a five... time... champion!
VEGETA: Champion of what?
JEICE: This fight right here is gonna be a bloomin' slobberknocker it is.
BURTER: (looks at the readers) You can just feel the intensity!
VEGETA: Who are you talking to?
BURTER: The audience.
JEICE: We're doing commentary, mate.
RECOOME: You see, Vegeta, you sit here and brag about how the Saiyans are the mightiest warriors in all the universe; how they're the most ruthless. Well, look at where they are now: DEAD! You talk about your legends, and your warrior race, and your pride, but that doesn't mean a damn thing to this man! Because the name's Recoome, and it rhymes with doom, and you're gonna be hurting... all... too... SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
(Danny: Bars!)
He then does a fighting pose, accompanied by the audience cheering, which dies down as the camera cuts to Krillin and Gohan, shown to be terrified, and Vegeta, who continues to glare at Recoome
VEGETA: (narrowing her eyes) Wrestling's fake. (the audience starts booing, with a slight embrance of "you su-diddly-uck" being heard) Oh, go to Hell, all of you! And if it means getting this damn thing over with, then I'm just going to have to kill your ass! Now hit... MY music!
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Male "Goku Black" Reader x DBZ Abridged
FanfictionSo this is my first Male Reader story, so don't judge, tho I don't mind any criticism towards it. I'm going to a DBZA story so yea. Anyways, the story is basically the reader (you) is a saiyan that's been sent to earth with another fellow saiyan, G...
