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The scene shows Gohan and Krillin on top of a cliff, overlooking Freeza with his men interrogating a Namekian village
KRILLIN: Alright, Gohan, keep your power level down.
GOHAN: Well I'm trying, but I can't seem to get it as low as yours, Krillin.
KRILLIN: But I haven't eve— I mean... yeah. Like me.
GOHAN: Krillin, look! The Dragon Balls!
KRILLIN: Whoa, those things are huge! AC/DC be damned. Geez. These aliens are scary. Especially that one in the front. Looks like a total F.A.G.
GOHAN: Krillin!
KRILLIN: What? A Freaky Alien Genotype. What'd you think I meant?
GOHAN: Oh, I thought you were calling him a derogatory term for homosexual.
KRILLIN: THAT THING'S A GUY?!
It then shows Dodoria turning his head and looking upward, facing the direction where Krillin and Gohan are hiding
DODORIA: Hm? What was that?
Krillin and Gohan are seen ducking; trying not to get spotted
KRILLIN: Um... (off-screen) Quack!
DODORIA: Oh, it's just a space duck.
MOURI: Who are you?
FRIEZA: Hello. Allow us to introduce ourselves. My name is Frieza, and we're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors, and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaand, go. (Zarbon murders two Namekians) Aaand, scene.
MOURI: What do you want from us? Why are you slaughtering our people?
FRIEZA: Well, you see, I was just in the area and I thought this would be a delightful place for a summer home— what the fuck do you think I'm here for?
MOURI: ...Our trees?
FRIEZA: ...Zarbon, two or three more.
ZARBON: Two or three more?
FREEZA: Two or three more.
Zarbon then murders two more Namekians
FRIEZA: Very good, Zarbon. See, why can't you be more like him, Dodoria?
DODORIA: Sorry. Just listening to the space duck.
KRILLIN: (off-screen) Quack! Quack!
DODORIA: What a majestic creature.
FRIEZA: Now, then, all kidding aside... Where's the Dragon Ball?
MOURI: We don't have it.
FRIEZA: You know, I'd be inclined to believe you if the last village elder didn't say the exact same thing... until we killed everyone and tortured the information out of him, of course. It's the darnedest thing, too... You're beginning to remind me a lot of him.
MOURI: Please. Do not be upset.
FRIEZA: Oh, I don't get upset. I have people to do that for me. Dodoria?
DODORIA: With gusto.
Dodoria places the two Dragon Balls he is currently holding on the ground. Both Dende and Cargo cling onto Mouri while Dodoria stands up. Mouri glares at Dodoria, preparing for the worst, before Dodoria's scouter starts beeping.
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Male "Goku Black" Reader x DBZ Abridged
FanficSo this is my first Male Reader story, so don't judge, tho I don't mind any criticism towards it. I'm going to a DBZA story so yea. Anyways, the story is basically the reader (you) is a saiyan that's been sent to earth with another fellow saiyan, G...
