[ a bunch of dysfunctional orphans™ ]
timbo: do you think i'd be hotter if i changed my name from timothy to timothée?
timbo: timothée jackson drake is so much more suave
babsgordon: but you're not suave?
timbo: i would be if my name was timothée
casscain: changing your name won't change the fact that i've literally witnessed you faceplant on concrete after tripping over your own shoelaces
casscain: not very suave
timbo: rude
casscain: the truth hurts sometimes, timothy
timbo: my name is timothée
casscain: no it isn't
dickiebird: no it isn't
damiwayne: no it isn't
alfredpennyworth: No, it isn't
babsgordon: no it isn't
toddster: no it isn't
stephbrown: no it isn't
timbo: u guys are so mean sometimes
brucewayne: No, it isn't
brucewayne: Damn.
toddster: AHAHAHA
toddster: you replied too late
toddster: [nicki minaj voice] you stupid fucking dinosaur !!
brucewayne: Who is Nicki Minjaj?
dickiebird: WHO IS NICKI MINJAJ??? EHO IS NICKI?? MINJAJ???
brucewayne: That is what I asked, yes
toddster: so uncultured
brucewayne: At least I'm cultured enough to use cutlery
casscain: jason..... doesn't..... use cutlery?
timbo: whereas timotheé would use a knife and fork to eat pizza
babsgordon: meanwhile timothy uses a fork to get toast out of the toaster
toddster: cutlery is unnecessary!! it just slows me down!!
toddster: besides, i do use knives
toddster: :)
stephbrown: damian vibes
damiwayne: why would you insult me like this, brown?
toddster: steph u suck. don't compare me to that cretin
dickiebird: awwww dami has had an influence on jason's methods of violence
babsgordon: this is what passes as wholesome in this family?? aight
author's note
it's been like a year and a half since i've updated this lol
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