dickiebird created a groupchat
dickiebird added babsgordon
dickiebird added toddster
dickiebird added timbo
dickiebird added casscain
dickiebird added stephbrown
dickiebird added dukethotmas
dickiebird named the chat i'm in the closet and not metaphorically, i am literally inside a closet. i am also bi, but openly. i'm still in a closet. once again, not a metaphorical one. thank you for coming to my ted talk. speaking of talks, let's talk about my non-metaphorical closet situation.
babsgordon: that groupchat name is a bit of a mouthful
dickiebird: have a mouthful of my ass, barbara.
timbo: wOah there
timbo: did dick just swear?
dickiebird: damian isn't in this chat. there are no young ears that need to be protected from the real world.
stephbrown: damian isn't in the chat? we're free, at last!
dukethotmas: wait
dukethotmas: i'm... in a groupchat... i've been included for once...
toddster: oh, shit
toddster: i forgot that we never added him in the last one
casscain: that's babs' fault..
babsgordon: fine, just throw me under the bus, then
babsgordon: (sorry, duke, ily)
dukethotmas: (fuck off)
toddster: can he be damian's permanent replacement?
dickiebird: what? no!
toddster: listen,,
toddster: i have connections, i know people. all i'm saying is that if we wanted a certain someone to disappear, i could make it happen. and we wouldn't get in any trouble.
dickiebird: i'm not letting you hire someone to assassinate damian!
toddster: really? i just assumed that you finally had enough of him, and that's why you created this chat without him.
dickiebird: no!
dickiebird: didn't you read the title? the purpose of this groupchat is to discuss where i am!
timbo: of course i didn't read the title. i've had two hours of sleep and that's way too many words. that just looks like a pile of spaghetti soup to me.
stephbrown: ^^ it's way too long
casscain: that's what she said ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
babsgordon: nice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
dickiebird: really, you two?
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batfamily groupchat
Fanfictionthe waynes are the most elite family in gotham city. news reporters adore them, villains hate them, and groupchats descend into chaos because of them.
