[ a bunch of dysfunctional orphans™ ]
toddster: i stg
toddster: i'm honestly so done with your bullshit,, you have to stop bathing in pickle juice. i don't care if it feels good against your skin and i don't care if you like how you can drink it afterwards, it's fucking disgusting and i'm fed up on walking in on my roommate sitting in a bathtub full of pickle juice and eating pickles. i refuse to live like this. and you should too. the apartment fucking stinks and so do you. if you don't sort this shit out i'm going to have to shoot you. pickle juice isn't skincare!
toddster: i wish i was kidding but i'm not and i can't pay rent on my own so please don't make me kill you
timbo: what the fuck
stephbrown: ?!
dickiebird: i am confusion
babsgordon: explain??
casscain: bitch i ain't bathing in no pickle juice the fuck
damiwayne: todd, what the hell??
toddster: shit
toddster: that was meant for roy
toddster: but if any of you guys also bathe in pickle juice then stop
toddster: get some help
timbo: no one bathes in pickle juice
timbo: well, i hope no one does, anyway
timbo: damian might, he's weird
damiwayne: i don't bathe in fucking pickle water
toddster: watch your language, little foetus
damiwayne: back to the subject of jason's roommate sitting in tubs of pickle juice for fun and cleanliness........
toddster: he's gonna kill me if he finds out that i told you
toddster: so keep this to yourselves, yeah?
casscain: too late for that
casscain: just texted him about it
casscain: he told me to tell you that as revenge, he'll sell your sex tape to the creepy old lady next door
casscain: which leads to the question of WHAT THE FUCK
dickiebird: jason, no! never film it!
damiwayne: is anyone even surprised
timbo: that was some information that i never needed to know
toddster: nO
toddster: we don't actually have a sex tape
toddster: a while ago, we filmed a video for kori about how we were doing after she moved out and it was really cringy and weird because we jokingly joined a cult in it to show her that we needed her back in the apartment (she makes really good pancakes for breakfast) but it got a bit too... sacrificial, so we ended up not sending her it. roy kept the tape and he always threatens to show our weird neighbour it (we're pretty sure she's part of a cult too. we can sometimes hear her doing rituals through the walls and i once saw her carrying a dead frog back into her apartment)
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