[ a bunch of dysfunctional orphans™ ]
dickiebird: jason what the frick
toddster: what?
dickiebird: roy harper's tweet???
toddster: oh yeah, that
toddster: what about it?
dickiebird: i have to find out about your relationship through a tweet?? one which i came across only because there's a buzzfeed article about it??
toddster: okay
toddster: and?
damiwayne: wait, what? what was the tweet?
damiwayne: harper blocked me on all social media platforms after i said his hair was even greasier than drake's
timbo: i hope you mean the rapper and not me
stephbrown: tim you dumb bitch the rapper barely has any hair
stephbrown: and roy has blocked me on twitter as well because i wouldn't stop replying to his tweets with pictures of pickles
stephbrown: but still, we been knew about them
stephbrown: they weren't exactly discreet
damiwayne: no one asked for your life story, brown. stop talking so much.
stephbrown:
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dickiebird: i'll send a screenshot of the tweet if you two agree to calm down
stephbrown: i can't decide if it's worth it or not
casscain: ffs
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Fanfictionthe waynes are the most elite family in gotham city. news reporters adore them, villains hate them, and groupchats descend into chaos because of them.
