[ a bunch of dysfunctional orphans™ ]
dickiebird: oh my goD
dickiebird: damian, i will cut you
damiwayne: now, now, grayson. let's not get violent.
timbo: wait
timbo: what did he do?
toddster: haven't you heard?
timbo: no??
toddster: damian and dick had a disagreement about going on patrol so damian leaked his number on twitter
timbo: christ on a bike
damiwayne: yeah
damiwayne: don't cross me, hoes
toddster: wtf
toddster: did you just call us hoes?? you can't call us that??
damiwayne: why not?
toddster: you
toddster: are
toddster: a
toddster: CHILD
damiwayne: i'm thirteen!
toddster: practically a foetus!
stephbrown: he's practically still attached to his mother by the umbilical cord
casscain: so young
casscain: so fresh out of the womb
babsgordon: nah
babsgordon: he would have cut the umbilical cord with his precious machete by now
dickiebird: back to more important things..
damiwayne: like?
dickiebird: me.
dickiebird: loads of strangers have been texting me
dickiebird: do you know how many unsolicited nudes i've been getting? how many requests for dick pics? this is getting out of control. i'm gonna have to get a new phone number.
damiwayne: oh my god
damiwayne: i leaked your number but i didn't think people would actually believe me
timbo: oh dear god
stephbrown: how did you respond to people?
dickiebird: whenever people asked me for a dick pic i sent a selfie
dickiebird: because i'm dick and i think i'm funny
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Fanfictionthe waynes are the most elite family in gotham city. news reporters adore them, villains hate them, and groupchats descend into chaos because of them.
