batfamily groupchat

twenty nine

[ a bunch of dysfunctional orphans™ ]

toddster: i have an issue..

casscain: you have several issues, buddy

toddster: not funny, didn't laugh

stephbrown: i laughed

toddster: don't care, didn't ask

stephbrown: i'm going to rearrange your cellular state to that of a fucking cabbage you insect

toddster: do it, coward

stephbrown: maybe i gotdam will

toddster: looking forward to it

stephbrown: ffs we could do this all day

toddster: we really could

stephbrown: what's the issue?

damiwayne: i would like to interject to say that if it's about your mental trauma/abandonment issues, i simply.. do not care

timbo: rt

dickiebird: i have been waiting for jason to open up since the day we met and i am not letting you cretins ruin this!!

dickiebird: go ahead jason we support you <3

timbo: *dick supports you

toddster: ewwww this is not about emotions

toddster: i am keeping everything locked up and one day, i will die (again)

dickiebird: there's no shame in needing therapy

timbo: which you definitely do

toddster: therapy is for people who want to be stable and that is not me

babsgordon: jason's therapist would need a therapist after unpacking his brain

toddster: you know what

toddster: i don't want your help anymore >:(

stephbrown: damn, i was on the edge of my seat waiting to lend you a helping hand :/

dickiebird: i know you're being sarcastic but i actually do want to help

dickiebird: what's up, jaybird?

damiwayne: i bet he's back in jail

timbo: what if he has the cheese touch

babsgordon: oh dear god

casscain: maybe he got a pickle stuck somewhere..

toddster: NOT FUNNY

casscain: STOP BEING BITTER

toddster: >:(

toddster: i will reveal the issue because your guesses are not good for my blood pressure

dickiebird: and we will be here for you :)

toddster: i can't think of anything to watch on netflix :/

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babsgordon added dickiebird

timbo: