[ a bunch of dysfunctional orphans™ ]
stephbrown: guys
stephbrown: the queue at mcdonalds is so long kms
timbo: what the fuck
timbo: i'm rushing to the hospital and you're at mcdonalds???
stephbrown: yeah, do you want something?
timbo: ,,
timbo: some nuggets please
stephbrown: sure thing
brucewayne: Guys, we have more important things to focus on. Like your unconscious brothers, for example.
babsgordon: actually, dick isn't unconscious anymore
babsgordon: he's just really high on pain meds
stephbrown: really? i'd love to see that
babsgordon: .. no, you wouldn't
babsgordon: permanent mental scarring here i come
brucewayne: How's Jason?
casscain: this is probably the most he's slept since he got drunk and passed out on the couch the other day
casscain: so pretty good
timbo: i'm so confused????
timbo: what happened???
timbo: i was trying to distract the security guards and tripped over a houseplant, then i got back up to find out that we have to go to the hospital?? and that a guard laughed at me falling over??
brucewayne: Well, Dick was right; he was standing too close to the 'synthetic' fire. His jacket caught aflame.
timbo: holy hell
brucewayne: Luckily, the fire was put out before it could do too much harm, but in a blind panic, he fell over and dislocated his shoulder.
brucewayne: Then Jason tried to help put out the fire. Somehow, he was accidentally punched in the face by Dick (using his good arm) and is currently unconscious.
casscain: i don't think he will be for much longer. he's stirring.
brucewayne: Then Barbara rushed down from the rafters and wreaked havoc. She blamed the whole fire ordeal on Eddie Nigma, for some reason.
timbo: she hates people who are taller than her
brucewayne: That would explain why she tried to fist fight him
brucewayne: Soon after, Barbara was escorted out by security
brucewayne: She's currently with Cassandra, overseeing Dick and Jason. They're sharing a hospital room.
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