[ a bunch of dysfunctional orphans™ ]
timbo: i've been thinking, and i've come to the conclusion that collectively, we posses one brain cell.
timbo: and that cell is passed between babs and cass.
toddster: and me
timbo: um,, no
toddster: the fuck did u just say
timbo: did i stutter
toddster: i will slap you off the face of the planet
timbo: i'd like to see you try
toddster:
stephbrown: dude fholy shit
stephbrown: wh
stephbrown: what is that
stephbrown: im terrified
damiwayne: why is it wearing a hat?
toddster: to have some funk
babsgordon: and the shoes?
toddster: to have some class
dickiebird: and the gun?
toddster: to Destroy
damiwayne: i despise every singe one of you.
timbo:
brucewayne: All of you shut the fuck up or I'll confiscate the brain cell.
toddster: but i don't wanna shut the fuck up :(
brucewayne:
toddster: oh dear god
dickiebird: the one thing that can cause bruce to dismiss his no-guns rule is jason's personality,,
damiwayne: unsurprising & reasonable.
toddster: fuck you whores
damiwayne:
YOU ARE READING
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