[ a bunch of dysfunctional orphans™ ]
dickiebird: oh dear god
dickiebird: god no
timbo: ,, you good?
dickiebird:
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damiwayne: let me guess. that's todd's door, isn't it?
dickiebird: correct
dickiebird: it's an emergency but i don't know if i should go in or not
dickiebird: on one hand, it will mentally scar me
dickiebird: but on the other hand, i'm already pretty mentally scarred
dickiebird: (thanks to a certain someone)
brucewayne: @ me next time, coward
casscain: what's the emergency?
dickiebird: he's out of pop tarts
damiwayne: ffs
stephbrown: this again??
babsgordon: go buy your own goddamn pop tarts, trust fund baby
dickiebird: guys,, where's the support? :(
timbo: up my shit stained asshole
casscain: ,,
stephbrown: um
damiwayne left the chat
timbo: too far?
babsgordon: too far.
babsgordon added damiwayne
damiwayne: i hate you, drake.
timbo: that's fair.
dickiebird: what should i do??
casscain: isn't it obvious? GO HOME.
babsgordon: or to the store to buy some of your own
dickiebird: but pop tarts taste so much better when you're stealing them from your mentally unstable zombie brother
timbo: you haven't even considered the possibility that pickle boy is in there with him
stephbrown: ^^
dickiebird: you're right, timothy.
dickiebird: maybe i should just go home.
casscain: finally.
dickiebird: but i'm HUNGRY
casscain: oh my god
damiwayne: go to the store and buy your own pop tarts or i will shove my sword so far up your ass that your grandchildren will feel it, grayson
dickiebird: joke's on you, i like taking things up my ass!
timbo:
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dickiebird: and on a completely unrelated note, i am now on my way home.
stephbrown: what does he mean by that? is he off home because of the sword thing or because of the ass thing...?
babsgordon: i think it's best that we don't know, to be honest.
dickiebird: i'm going home for the pop tart thing, you filthy animals.
casscain: god, i hate you sometimes.
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Fanfictionthe waynes are the most elite family in gotham city. news reporters adore them, villains hate them, and groupchats descend into chaos because of them.
