[ a bunch of dysfunctional orphans™ ]
dickiebird: now
dickiebird: don't get too mad because i'm a sensitive man
brucewayne: Ffs
brucewayne: What did you do?
dickiebird: i saw a sleep-deprived tim wandering the halls so i thought i'd make him jump
dickiebird: but then he uh took a tumble down the stairs
babsgordon: oh shit really??
dickiebird: like a flesh bowling ball
toddster: that's fucking hilarious
casscain: tim will bring this up until he's on his deathbed i can feel it
damiwayne: did he die?
dickiebird: no??
stephbrown: as if he'd stay dead anyway
damiwayne: god dammit
timbo: for the last time you can't have my room when i die
damiwayne: oh damn he really is alive
timbo: and also sat in the kitchen with various ice packs because of a dick named dick.
dickiebird: omg that's me
dickiebird: thanks for the shoutout
timbo: i think that fall has given me scoliosis
toddster: tim's spine said S
babsgordon: real spines have curves
stephbrown: notice how bruce read the messages but didn't reply
stephbrown: that's how much he loves you tim
timbo: i should call child protection services
dickiebird: don't be dramatic, nothing's broken
timbo: excuse me???
timbo: with all of these ice packs i look like the goddamn marshmallow man from ghostbusters
stephbrown: the marshmallow man is thicc tho..
toddster: from twink to twunk
casscain: sometimes i wish i was jared, 19..
timbo left the chat
babsgordon: i'm on it
babsgordon added timbo
babsgordon: in the words of troy bolton
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