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[ a bunch of dysfunctional orphans™ ]

toddster:

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timbo: oh my g od

dickiebird: is that titus??

toddster: yeah >:)

toddster: demon spawn had to go on an important mission with jon, so he asked me to look after titus for him

casscain: he actually trusted you to do that??

toddster: he was really reluctant at first

babsgordon: ,, wonder why

toddster: but eventually he came around after i pointed out that dick was all the way in blüdhaven; tim can't even look after himself, nevermind a dog; stephanie would give titus away in exchange for a starbucks gift card, just to spite damian; bruce and alfred are pre-occupied with wayne enterprises and cass and barbara are good with dogs, but are way too busy to look after one.

stephbrown: i would not give titus away for a starbucks gift card

stephbrown: a waffle house coupon, maybe, but not a starbucks gift card

stephbrown: smh

dickiebird: i'd travel from blüdhaven to look after titus in a heartbeat :((

dickiebird: i'd never pass up the opportunity for dog time

toddster: of course you wouldn't, but i wanted the dog, so i had to twist the truth a little

dickiebird: while i'm glad that this brought joy to your dull life, i'm owed personal time with titus

toddster: well, too bad

toddster: he's staying with me

dickiebird: no fair!

toddster: yes fair

toddster: damian trusted me to look after him,, and looking after him i shall do

casscain: literally everyone knows that you only looked after him so you could take that photo

toddster: i would never !!

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